RT @Winch_Athletics: Final Four!!!!! Field Hockey team beat a strong Algonquin team 2-1 to advance to the MIAA D1 Final Four https://t.co/….

RT @T_Mulherin: D1 FINAL:.No. 11 Winchester - 3.No. 6 Central Catholic - 2. Red and Black hold on with an impressive defensive showing in t….

RT @T_Mulherin: Kerri Finneran with an incredible in-and-out to split defenders and produce a shot inside the circle, which is a chest-high….

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

RT @dogubomb: Every door presents a choice. You build Mount Holly, room by room, as you explore on your journey to the rumoured Room 46. D….

The @OaklandAs will forego a city designation for the next few years they play in Sacramento. This is a huge missed opportunity to call themselves the Athletics Baseball Club, or ABC on an @MLB scoreboard. Imagine all the "ABC, easy as 1-2-3" references that could be made.

Neat - @DKSportsbook has a new feature where you can tell your friends you’re a fucking moron. #jets #NFL

If there’s one life skill I’ve perfected, it’s effectively rationing my marshmallows over the course of consuming a large bowl of Lucky Charms.

You can get a custom BOTW shirt with your kids' names on it, up to 10 kids. News flash: No one playing BOTW or any other #Zelda game is procreating so often that they've amassed 10 children over the years.

I can't imagine why @Meta 's stock is tanking so fast, considering this is how they treat companies within their developer community. @MetaforDevs -- how do I get in touch with a human on your team in real time to resolve a critical issue?

There should be a setting for every #fantasyfootball platform where if a player is ruled out minutes before a game begins, that player is auto-swapped out for the next best projected player on your bench, versus you taking a 0 b/c you didn’t catch it in time. @YahooSports.

I’ve figured it out. Pollen is manufactured not by trees but by owners of car washes.

Fixed this campaign for @nike

What’s that mark on Chris Rock’s face? . Oh, it’s the Fresh Prints of Bel Air. #Oscars.

I’m at a point in my life right now where my Apple Watch thought that gathering the trash in my house should be considered High-Intensity Interval Training.

Kamila Valiyeva being allowed to compete in these Winter Games gives new meaning to the Russian Olympic Committee. #olympics.

@Moes_HQ @Moes_HQ Did you guys fix your typo? Can I get some free queso for the tip? That's all I ask.

It's ironic the @RobinhoodApp is named such, considering the pump-and-dump nature of crypto steals from the poor and gives to the rich.

.@Moes_HQ Moms love you even more when you use apostrophes correctly.

Meant to buy @poppyackroyd ‘s first two releases on CD to complete my collection. But since I accidentally ordered the vinyl, I now have no choice but to get all her albums on both vinyl and CD.