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Through the darkness of future past The magician longs to see. One chants out between two worlds Fire walk with me. Homo, married to @j199272.
Pacific Northwest, USA
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a worker asked me if I was finding everything alright and before I could answer he farted REALLY fucking loudly
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Put that shit into menthols immediately
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I eat pussy the way a muthafucka smokes newports, all the way to the butt.
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Mayor of Rio de Janeiro, Eduardo Cavaliere, says Chappell Roan will never perform at their annual ‘Todo Mundo no Rio’ event held in Copacabana Beach “as long as he’s in charge of the city” following Jorginho’s claims about how her security guard treated his daughter. He also
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as snug as a seal in a banana peel or however the saying goes
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like clockwork
seeing the dubai chocolate at my store consistently go down in price while everything else goes up has been hilarious
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The Harry and Meghan effect
Walking around with that big ass orange hair looking like chucky and expecting no one to say shit or notice you
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brazilians about drag her into the streets like she is mussolini
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