Benjamin Lowry
@BenjaminLowry
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The lion does not concern himself with 2 counts felony aggravated assault, 1 count disorderly conduct, 1 count misdemeanor resisting arrest, 2 counts failure to appear before a judge, 1 count public indecency, 1 count conspiracy to commit insurance fraud, 1 count reckless endange.
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RT @AtlantaFalcons: Calling all Dawgs! . RT for a chance to win this signed Michael Penix Jr. & Bralen Trice @UW_Football helmet! https://t….
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These FS1 announcers literally don’t know what a free play is.
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Are all of my problems solved or is it just light outside when I leave work?.
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RT @espn: They're storming the field at Husky Stadium‼️. @UW_Football takes down No. 11 Michigan State to stay undefeated 👀 .
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Living in a HIMYM episode rn, realized my apartment is slanted after moving in 💀💀.
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Either I am hearing voices or accidentally ignored a cute girl saying hi to me in the elevator. Lose-lose situation for sure.
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RT @utahjazz: goodness gracious, @spidadmitchell—and a new career-high in the garden with 31 points!. #TakeNote
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What a great episode of “how does UW football completely subvert its expectations?” Gonna be a great season!.
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1 year since I shed my weak human form, and what a blessed year it’s been 🥰🧚♀️✨.
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Watching UW football is not a relaxing Saturday activity.
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My statistics professor is so horny, we’re supposed to be talking about coin flips but he’s only concerned with the probability of him getting head.
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You don’t know the value of a dollar until you drink every single ground from the bottom of your cup of instant coffee just for the caffeine.
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The game of “who is going to sit next to me on this flight?” has a much scarier vibe this year, especially on a completely full plane.
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