Could you even be fucked to finish work and sit in the Mauri... rights could I

No good when your hanging and there's no Sunday dinner being made

It's only a 12 hour shift man, no biggie 😐

Don't play these fucking mind games!! I just want some gravy for my chicken!

Change of heart I fucking love clay

Watching sons of anarchy and I just want to jump in the TV and beat the shit out of Clay 😤😡

@AaronCGShore if you wanna see a proper knockout come to howdon you little tool.

On this day in 2009, Sir Bobby Robson sadly passed away. Always remembered. #NUFC

That ship sank quicker than it sailed 😂😂😂

#FuckMcGregor

Liberty seeing everyone on holiday 😵 I can't shake this Howdon feeling 👎🏽

Super proud of chukwuma, been in maga for 3 days and hasnt let himself sober up yet

I need rehab! Was that fucked last night I tried it on with a fat lesbian and then hitchhiked all the way home in a fisherman's van.

'I'm early to be party but my 'Rari is the latest'

Hate it when someone tells you big news but leaves you with bare minimum amount of information 😤

Am on a new level

'Mom lookin at me like who's dis motherfucker!'

Don't understand how anyone can compare football to rugby?? Hahah whole different level of talent involved when it comes to football!

@anthonyfjoshua challenge accepted. We will give the world 🌎 the biggest fight in a 500 years. I will play with u. You are a boxers dream.