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Australia may have accidentally found a nice way to back out of this terrible deal
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We'll have to get used to having them around
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The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something they
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Captain Stokes has blamed airport security’s use of outdated technology rather than his team’s inability to catch anything.
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According to England, they bowled, batted and fielded far better than the Aussies all series and if it wasn't for Snicko it'd undoubtedly be a 5-0 victory to the English
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Hearing Cricket Australia is concerned that the record crowds at The Ashes this summer means test cricket might be distracting people from the Big Bash League
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Rob has taken his reserves to an undisclosed location in an effort to evade US forces...
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If only everyone could live their life with the confidence of a forklift driver commenting on geopolitical events like an expert
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Best thing about Big Bash is a batter will play an absolute abomination of a shot, total dogshit, then get out and look bewildered they got out
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Only Warner could drive people into the dogshit broadcasting arms of Channel 7
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England makes the Big Bash look like test cricket
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Have to ask questions about Melbourne's dedication to cricket when a Taylor Swift concert draws a bigger crowd. Perth should get the Boxing Day test next year 😏
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The Aussies are batting like they want to get back home to the good Xmas leftovers before their gluttonous houseguests awake from their slumber
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Both are very skilled at collapsing. Should be a good contest
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TransPerth now has a stop in Colombia. Our sprawl is out of control
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They are learning fast. Even identifying the satisfying whistle a ripe greeny makes when launched at a rivals noggin
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Big Dave said he appreciates the subjectivity of heat tolerance and hopes you're keeping hydrated on this summer scorcher
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