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sebastian ulmer

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@OMGFacts
OMGFacts
16 years
In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death. #omgfacts
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@OMGFacts
OMGFacts
16 years
The longest human beard on record is 17.5 feet long. Picture here --> http://tinyurl.com/yesuy7q #omgfacts
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
And the voices in my head stoped singing!.... o_O'
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
Two Door Cinema Club... pretty good band! with a pretty good album... ;)
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
Hey fühl mal meine Haare, die sind voll weich. - Neue Haarspülung? - Ja -VERDAAAAMMT ICH BIN SO SCHWUL!!
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
-- ok ich glaub das druck ich mir morgen mal aus - was denn? -- studium - du druckst dir dein studium aus? :D
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
I told you how long we've got! - All the time in the world! *sing*
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
Max Wanger is amazing! Go check him out: http://maxwanger.com/ really good! (via @col0rblind)
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
this totally bored leading actor makes the video so great!! http://tinyurl.com/yd79gq6 and it's a funking catchy tune btw
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
"Zwei Schäferhunde verbrauchen in den USA mehr Ressourcen als ein durchschnittlicher Mensch in Bangladesch." @http://tinyurl.com/yd5vcma
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
and the madness finally broke through! muhahahha xD rawrawraw
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
let's dance to joy devision and celebrate the irony!more fun then I thought! :D
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
tonight I'll become a damage-dealer. spike or burst that's the question
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
"Women were happier when they played with someone else, while men reported being happier playing by themselves." http://bit.ly/5ZteVi -Sad!!
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
#WoW die wohl größte Partnerbörse für fette häßlich Menschen.Vor- und Nachspiel inklusive!
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
@skewed_centner viel interessanter ist doch die frage wieso dir das erst einen tag später auffällt?? lagst du uU doch im alk koma?
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sebastian ulmer
16 years
ist das jetzt ein Omen, oder schon ein Wink mit dem ZaunPHal??
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