Baby Spa 😍

Her: How many hoes you got? Me:

People who say “if you pee in a pool the pee will turn blue” Me as a 10 year old:

I JUST HEARD A WOLF HOWL FOR THE FIRST TIME & I AM CRYING... LISTEN

Nobody: Guys with the new Snapchat filter:

https://t.co/scy4wUzT26

Imma just tweet this so I never lose it

Know your rights

see y'all in two❤

Imma be honest that looks like a chair

Y’all, my nephew found the electric shaver and went wild 😂😂😂😭😭😭

Our Heavenly Father’s goal in parenting is not to have His children do what is right; it is to have His children choose to do what is right and ultimately become like Him. @DaleGRenlund

i may not have unlimited data but i do have unlimited breadsticks that’s right big dog i’m at olive garden

I can never say “ i hope so” the same anymore 😭

s(HE’S) b(RO)ke(N)