Music pals; my fantastic friend Bridget Walsh has availability for vocals/keys/collaboration/composition in the next few months. You'd be mad not to hire her:

Imagine being the richest man on earth and still being called Jeff.

🕸️ Blowing off cobwebs to do a mini-set for the Jacuzii show @FAImprov 🕸️ Grab your tickets here 👉 https://t.co/1zipKGMiPs We’re sorry, we love a hibernation. We’ll blow off some more cobwebs to do another soon! In meantime, see you this Friday?

“A young man, ginger hair, sings a song in front of various urban backgrounds, 80s hairstyle and outfit, wild dancing gyrations, background dancers, 80s video resolution, photorealistic, pop video.”

That map, from that Borges fable, folds around us now, so that even looking up and around us we realise - or don’t - that we’ve long since lost sight of the territory, entirely.

Comments by TJ Mack. Written and produced by @DavidBakhash

I wish there was more Star Trek graffiti

My TripIt is my Roman Empire

FLASHBACK FRIDAY. @RyanKeen @KalLavelle @fionabevan @edsheeran @NoahKahan @AntonioLulic and the gang 🪩

Americans are always having a go at British people for for how we say "bottle of water", but have you HEARD them trying to pronounce "Antarctica"?!

Sex is not binary. Learn the science. Sex biologically is a wide spectrum. Gender is how we all choose to perform every day and who we choose to be.

Any significantly advanced level of organisation is indistinguishable from magic. ╰( ⁰ ਊ ⁰ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Hey @British_Airways, how come your staff at @EDI_Airport are saying that it’s a @UK_CAA requirement to show ID for domestic flights …when it isn’t?

Eighteen years since I moved to London, basically on a whim. Literally impossible to imagine my life now, otherwise.

“All the meat, he thought, and all it wants.”

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only porgs.

I have a degree in creative writing, @Susie_Dent

Snognitive dissonance is when you know that you should absolutely not kiss that person, but are simultaneously aware that you are absolutely going to.

No idea if the trailer for the new Wes Anderson movie is AI generated or a fan meme or something, but either way it’s clearly fake.

There should be a checkbox on AirBnB so you can filter to show only places that have lamps.