Give them the best night of their life, and just when they are at their most vulnerable, get that money gurl #TraitorsAU

Athletes on game shows will be like ‘I’m the most competitive person here, all I do is win’ then complain someone went ‘too far’ if they use any kind of strategy. Meanwhile I just know the average sales bro would poison the water source to get a leg up on a $5 Starbucks gift card.

How I turn up to work

Mel and Magan’s masc-off has me SENT the confrontational NODS I love this show #QueerUltimatum.

I LOVE AJ but my god is she full of shit. She’s DANGEROUS. #QueerUltimatum

Every year we hold a séance where we call on our recent demons (STIs, toxic bosses, bad hair days) and the 2025 spread is everything

HR: what’s everyone up to this weekend?.Me: communing with my friend’s gonorrhea at a séance.My colleague: this is why you are still single and will never make management.

It was giving Brokeback Mountain in the hottest way.

Can’t help but think #HoneymoonIsland would be better with dogs. The added drama of trying to start a fire while they run off with the logs. She quite likes him, but Liberace the chihuahua wants to bite his face off.

Producers, reality love shows, and the don’t-partner-her-up-with-a-violent-offender challenge 🥰.

RT @stephenfishbach: Also rob and I had a deep heart to heart before he left and the last thing he said was Stephen, more than anything, I….

Imagine: Rob sitting in a room while Porsha and Candiace scream at each other. He rashly tries to de-escalate the situation, now Dorinda is hurling death threats. Donna Kelce has no idea what’s going on. Yam Yam is giggling. This is going to be sensational #TheTraitorsUS.

RT @EQ__Online: Y’all get to see it first!!!. Trading the Castle for the Computer screen are our 24 contestants for EQ29! . Will they be Fa….

Like I’m sorry but ‘Learning to be Emotionally Nude in Front of my Wife’ is the perfect encapsulation of modern self-therapy, it’s worth choking over.

Introducing Dad to #Severance and getting disappointed when he doesn’t cackle at ‘The You You Are’ lines as hard as I do.

RT @EQ__Online: To recap

RT @EQ__Online: EQ29: Cast List (Speculations) . #EQOnline #KeepTheSecret

Loudly announcing I have a physio appointment everywhere I go to flex that I’ve been exercising.

Does anyone have uplifting lesbian fiction recommendations? I need something gay with zero sad 🙏💞.

My favourite part of #MillionDollarSecret is imagining what this BBC Brit is saying about the ‘Murican cast off air.

The power of a synogogist, the dangers of profuse sweating, and rising above it all - a suspicious twink. @thechiliphilly & I can get you up to date on everything happening over on #TheTraitorsQuebec @BabesontheBrink .