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I don’t think I’ll ever fully understand my purpose here but I’ll do my very best enjoying every moment trying to.
Joined January 2011
Spent your youth chasing academic goals, didn’t prioritize your romantic relationships so they ended abruptly and now you’re approaching middle age trying to “get to know someone”.
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Roll out storage shelves. If that’s closet space on either side then you could do shoes, bags, fragrances, hats etc.
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Road code says to keep left, pass right. You all need to stop being obtuse.
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I didn’t see this ending coming at all. Somebody got new writers lmfao
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The hospital administrator said “Boarding is a national crisis” and I felt that to my core.
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12 minutes into episode 1 of The Pitt and I have been acutely reminded why Emergency Medicine is not for me.
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I’ve realised that fish that isn’t cooked over heat causes my throat to itch and swell.
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Any composure him did ah hol was gone the min the call connected😭😭
I knnnooowwwww that phone call from Vaz to the Toll Authority was LOOUUDDDDD
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I knnnooowwwww that phone call from Vaz to the Toll Authority was LOOUUDDDDD
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I want you all to know that people don’t need to post on social media to prove that they’re helping.
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If urging citizens to leave the country because of the hurricane isn’t the most obtuse thought process ever, idk what is
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Show me a picture of something beautiful you took with your camera phone. Not selfies of yourself please
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If I come to use the ATM and I see a line and the people are only using one of the two available machines, I’m not going to check the one that’s not being used. Simply because I trust my people to not waste my time when it comes to money collection loool
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I bruck a lampshade one time esi, i pick up every single shard of glass and sprinkle dem round di yard inna bush. Up to couple years back my modda ask how the lampshade lost in the house lol
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The annoying thing about Melissa is that every weather website and report keep saying the path is uncertain or unpredictable. It could go SW and miss us or go NE and soak us Smdh
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I said I wasn’t going to buy any more colognes for the next few months and all of a sudden I bought 2 in one night.
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Sinners is still one of the best movies I’ve watched all year. It was captivating, well cast, had a great sound track and mixed elements of reality with fantasy. Argue with yourselves
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I found Bones on Prime Video and I’m so happy. One of my favourite shows tbh
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