Alex Parsons
@alexparsons1509
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Lover of Books & Travel 📚✈️ Proud Beagle Owner 🐶🐶 Housewives/BRAVO Addict 📺👯♀️
Brisbane, Australia
Joined August 2011
I think someone needs to explain to LB that Steve Carell and Blake Lively didn’t invite you to their event. Someone hired you to organize it. You’re the help. Get over yourself. I’m sure there isn’t much competition in Park City Utah. #rhoslc
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I’ve never seen a housewife be so desperate to let everyone know she is a somebody
Lisa Barlow’s only claim to relevance is hosting Sundance after-parties. Meanwhile, the celebrities probably don't even know who she is. With the festival moving from Utah to Colorado in 2027, what’s she gonna do then? I know she cries thinking about it. 😂 #RHOSLC
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Say what you want about Bronwyn, but she’s basically the blueprint for a modern Housewife — messy when it counts, self-aware enough to own it, dresses like a couture fever dream... and is sharp enough to slice thru BS with a smile & a head bob 👑👏 Watching her calmly volley
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“You should really go to college” “Well, you should go to work and pay those fucking lawsuits off”— Bronwyn is LETHAL #RHOSLC
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I’m very very very disappointed in Jenn Pedranti for jumping ship 🚢 and NOT having Katie’s back like a real sister. The way Katie had Jenn’s back ALL last season. She can go elope with the Gigolo Louie 🦞 2.0 and kick rocks. 😵💫 #RHOC
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This is an absolutely horrible watch, Katie didn’t deserve this. Whilst I think Katie has a bizarre relationship with the truth, it doesn’t warrant this cruel ambush #RHOC
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Katie Ginella's reputation era has saved #rhoc This entire season is about her literally. Her breathing causes chaos with the collective. That's what you call the main character energy. It doesn't even matter if she's guilty of what she's being accused of. She brought content!
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Fuck the cast of Orange County! Their behavior has been horrible & the double standards they’ve held with Katie the last 8 weeks both on the show and in the press has been fucking disgusting & deplorable! Y’all can have this overproduced bullsh*t. SEE Y’ALL AT REUNION! #RHOC
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The “lie detector test” on #RHOC is laughable. 🍊Polygraphs aren’t admissible in court. 🍊Their “expert” is a TV grifter who skews results to the highest bidder. 🍊The women all despise Katie. Put it together…a paid hit job to smear Katie and make her the patsy.
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