sorry but I am only 31 and will not be gaslit by Big Pedophilia into thinking that is old

GIVE HIM SOME MORE LAUDANUM. GET THAT DAMN DOCTOR BACK IN HERE. EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN

Me when ol’ Creature starts talking about the tide coming to take Victor away

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

yes. she knew the 6-3 vote would fuck us, so she sent it back down to the lower courts to decide. AND she's the one who revealed that the contingency SNAP funds are gone. $5 billion has vanished due to the Executive Branch. they stole from the poor and she told us.

i’m telling my coworkers and random people at parties like i’m a mormon missionary

Telling people I saw Frankenstein in theatres

Only YOU can prevent castle fires

If Victor Frankenstein had just gone to bed once the babysitters arrived instead of swishing around in his green taffeta robe all night, maybe things would have been different…. Elizabeth should have whacked him over the head with the candelabra & let him take a floor nap

Sitting twelve inches from the TV screen during Victor’s Tale and shifting back to couch distance during the Creature’s Tale, like a normal person would

Let he who has never been dragged into a coworker’s vent session about their health problems when you didn’t ask cast the first stone

Victor Frankenstein figuratively checking his watch (the windows) as Harlander is talking seriously about his health.…..my dearly beloved frigid bitch 🖤

mind you in the book it takes him like a week to tell the whole story but the sheer power of walton’s homosexual lust cannot be be overstated

...see, this is how he gets you. It's his special trick

getting hit with bad Frankenstein reviews from literary snobs

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One of my remote cameras caught this young Grey Seal pup on the Isle of May…

they are flexing that they’re tirelessly fighting to starve the working poor!!! 42 million americans! 18 million children. what the fuck?!

lrt the way I’m refreshing tumblr like a madman rn because I can’t watch Frankenstein at work and this site is useless for the extended gifsets I crave of blorbo

Let’s put the philosophical and artistic side of Frankenstein aside for a second and just appreciate Victor’s bathtub scene… Guillermo clearly did it for the girlies.