@Support
why is my sweet husband’s account (of 10+ years!) suspended?
this place is a cesspool of bots and hate speech, but my soccer-coach husband (who tweets mostly about soccer) crossed the line?!
I’m going to the BBB with this.
@Jani__Gee
People who knew MM in life confirmed that she was tiny. She could look dramatically different if she lost or gained so much as a pound, which she often did.
The closest modern match to her body type is likely Salma Hayek or Lady Gaga.
@Anvkii
@BtSquared2
I believe that those “groceries” are props she brought with her when she staged this. She doesn’t want to buy food, she wants attention.
I think Kate Middleton is one of the most boring people on earth, but even I wonder what the fuck is going on after that mysterious “abdominal surgery” she had
and why she, her kids, and her parents haven’t been seen since 2023
@gabalexa
The place that allowed a customer to do this, CALLED SECURITY to support the transphobe, and then LET HER COME BACK AND GAMBLE THE NEXT DAY, is
@RampartCasino
in Sumerlin, NV
How to keep a man in 6 simple steps
1. Be his biggest fan
2. Save him from a car crash during a blizzard
3. Lock him in his room when his language gets salty
4. Drug him
5. Strap him to a bed (not in the fun way)
6. Break his ankles with a sledgehammer
How to keep a man in 6 simple steps
1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes
2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc)
3. Don't nag him over trivial things
4. Be debt free
5. Don't be a single mom
6. Know how to please him in bed
@savannahshange
It’s painful in so many weird ways.
I keep remembering the day I met my rapist’s daughter: seeing what a sweet kid she was, noting his clear affection for her, when all I could think was “look how different he is with people he values.”
What am I supposed to do with this?
@MarkFooterman
@GOPLeader
1. "Cancel culture" does not exist
2. What your friend is experiencing are "consequences"
3. It's also possible he just wasn't a great fit at the new job
Here’s what’s happening at
@NOAA
: its Director of Communications is the former Deputy Director of Scheduling for Elaine Chao -
#MoscowMitch
’s wife.
#TheSwamp
in action, my friends.
@danielleiat
I worked in the children’s reading room of my city library when I was in high school. I have this clear memory of a small child in a rugby shirt at the card catalog, complaining about how the entire library had only 4 books about ocelots. “And I’ve read half.”
@gracieminabox
Today I’m thinking about C, whose manchild promised her he’d bring a condom and then “forgot,” promised her “it’d be okay” and it wasn’t, promised her he’d “be there for her” and fucking vanished when she got pregnant
@mellierenee
The parallels between this couple and Jen and Sarah Hart are chilling. There is something here about hoarding, and the inherent cruelty of maintaining an image.
I don't want to imagine how the couple's remaining children feel about their brother's disappearance.
@afrofatalism
Was out running errands when the news hit. The woman yelling “I CAN’T THINK, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND” at the deli counter spoke for all of us.
@ahylton26
31 years ago. We were both in grad school, he was 3 years older. On Valentine’s Day he took me to a play, then to dinner, and over dessert he told me that he wanted to start seeing my best friend.
Men always have been and always will be exactly like this.
@gracieminabox
Today I'm thinking about P, 5 months pregnant with her second child when the heartbeat stopped, and how she and her husband had to run a gauntlet of people screaming "DON'T KILL YOUR BABY" at them on their way to get the baby girl's corpse removed from her body
@SabraMBoyd
@iamharaldur
This is such an an American problem: the SSN is tied to employment and financial life, but instead of being something we receive when we get our first job, it’s assigned to us shortly after we’re born (because of our value as tax deductions to our parents).
@mallarmaymays
@MeetMichael_
The last time a president stayed there it was 1981. That’s why it looks like that.
Most presidents have been relatively healthy. Until this guy, presidential health was a matter of public record, because it affects national security.
Memories, huh?
@decentbirthday
I watched a lot of soap operas when I was younger, and I regret to inform you that there's a better than 50 percent chance that your professor has an evil twin
@gracieminabox
Today I’m thinking about J, whose nose was permanently broken from her partner hitting her so many times
J got pregnant 3 weeks into spring quarter - she apologized to *me* for that (I was her teacher), said she had a clinic appointment, and then NO ONE EVER SAW HER AGAIN
@CandaceMQZ
This isn't really generational, it's pathological. This is a person who's at once consumed with her older child's procreative potential and resentful of the younger child (she calls them "it") that she chose to have.
Gen X? More like Gen Mess.
@baseballcrank
Incorrect.
The POTUS serves at the pleasure of the people. He answers to us. In the nation founded by the people, for the people, WE are at the top.
And don’t you ever forget it.
@ScottieBeam
I'm so confused by this whole thing. MM has (at least had) a very activist estate, one that controls use of her image. I know they weren't her relatives (she didn't have those), but who are they that they would allow any of this, never mind all of it?
@dominickevans
@AbbeyScott16
If my goddamn city bus can securely anchor a wheelchair for a 5-minute ride, those billionaire airlines can anchor wheelchairs in their planes for as long as passengers need.
@neeratanden
Because:
1. She practically runs up and down stairs
2. She wears Chucks (no hidden shoe lifts, lol)
3. She's whip smart
4. She's gorgeous
5. She continues to be Black
6. She is going to prosecute him just as hard as he fears
I went down a hole on YouTube but I came across a video of Selena performing Sensitivity by Ralph Tresvant at one of her shows 🥹 apparently it was one of her favorite songs at the time
@sentientist
I love how hard you’re looking for a path to redemption for the racists in your life. There isn’t one. They don’t get to come back.
Maybe stop pretending you’re on our side. You’re on theirs. You always will be.
@Maine_Char
He lived in a nation where he could get a free vaccine at a drugstore, the airport, a drive-through. People in other countries would kill for this level of access, but he refused to do the bare minimum to protect his health and spare his loved ones this grief.
Wow.
@thetomzone
Interesting. My friend group of mostly 50-something people has spent decades helping each other through the depths and shallows of hard times. We'll probably do this until none of us are left.
If everyone followed the advice in this column, we'd all be out here alone.
@ProgressiveTex
Google reviews of his dad’s business (which employs him) indicate they’ve been slow and sloppy for years.
I’d still kind of like to know why Schmeck and the police department parted ways, but I’m sure we’ll get around to that too.
@AndrewR76125143
@dudgedudy
She’s not a “little girl.”
She’s a white supremacist terrorist who led a violent insurrection and tried to have my legal vote, and yours, canceled. She’s a grown woman who is armed and very dangerous and WILL DO WORSE.
@FiKoley
@dlakza
My Mom, who has Alzheimer’s, is in the hospital with a blood infection right now. I’m traveling to see her tonight.
Your photos make me happy on a day when little else does. Thank you so much! ❤️
@gracieminabox
Today I’m thinking about K, who planned her first time with her first boyfriend for weeks and used a condom and STILL GOT PREGNANT at age 17
@NatalieZed
I was on BART the week after Obama won. I was smiling. A woman on the train got pissed off, called me “stupid smiley face,” and followed me off the train with the best insult ever: “There she goes. LADY HAPPY.”
Everybody! LOVES A WINNER! That’s what I long to be!
@YallLuvCris
4. Courtney Love crashing Kurt Loder's post-VMA interview with Madonna by throwing makeup at them
3. Dwayne showing up to Whitley's wedding with Byron on A Different World
2. The night Biggie was killed
1. The slow-speed Bronco chase of June 1994
@FnpMarieOH
She’s right too. Very few people in L.A. are *from* L.A., and the Black families that are local to Los Angeles have some amazing stories.
Not just stories of escape either. Beautiful stories of place and memory, from before Malibu was Malibu, from when stop signs were square.
@AndOrNorLyn
@gracieminabox
None of us ever found out. People in her class, at my employer, in her city: we all looked. That’s how we found out how many times DCFS had already been called to her then-abandoned address.
@KimberlyNFoster
anybody who doesn’t have a really well paid lawyer on retainer goes to prison for this (the lawyered-up folks often do too, but it takes a while)
@ben_rosen
It’s been a while, but my favorite part is that thing where I’m in a diner and the server asks me what I want and I’m just staring, because what I’m thinking about is the guy I ruthlessly put down and not waffles, and finally I just say “ … the check”
@CallMeK_Swiss
@_JadeAshleigh16
@jvdorekem
And it is *actual hate.* He can see that his kids are good people (he's looking at them objectively, as he'd look at a horse or a tree), but he feels absolutely nothing for them.
This is chilling beyond words.
@clochary
@Defiler_Wyrm
@tiffmc1013
I can’t get over the lack of support this person had in their job. How many other single points of failure are there in that place?
My mother is not a "tradeoff." My dear friend who is HIV+ is not a "tradeoff." My nephew's immunocompromised roommate is not a "tradeoff."
And these people dare to call themselves pro-life.
Larry Kudlow on Fox News: "The president is right. The cure can't be worse than the disease. And we're going to have to make some difficult tradeoffs."
Speaking of getting to work: Support
@AllenLEllison
in his bid to bring dignity back to the Senate in Florida (and end Marco Rubio's* endless campaign of sanctimony, grift, and Scripture abuse).
(*Rubio refused to attend the Inauguration today 🙄)
@JohnathanPerk
@LaurenH66231584
I still wonder how much money those good people would have saved my entire state if the police had arrived even two minutes later
@KevinSpacey
This is gross.
You still have your life, health, money, and freedom. Spend this time apologizing to your victims, practicing humility, and learning from people who are willing to help you make amends.
Goodbye, Kevin.