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perfectly normal and mostly nonviolent. she/her. now and forever, Black Lives Matter

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1 month
@Support why is my sweet husband’s account (of 10+ years!) suspended? this place is a cesspool of bots and hate speech, but my soccer-coach husband (who tweets mostly about soccer) crossed the line?! I’m going to the BBB with this.
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2 years
@BrotherBeeBop @MichaelJPartyka Did we save some room for the generational theft
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2 years
@Jani__Gee People who knew MM in life confirmed that she was tiny. She could look dramatically different if she lost or gained so much as a pound, which she often did. The closest modern match to her body type is likely Salma Hayek or Lady Gaga.
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4 years
@Anvkii @BtSquared2 I believe that those “groceries” are props she brought with her when she staged this. She doesn’t want to buy food, she wants attention.
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3 months
I think Kate Middleton is one of the most boring people on earth, but even I wonder what the fuck is going on after that mysterious “abdominal surgery” she had and why she, her kids, and her parents haven’t been seen since 2023
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Kate Middleton's gonna come back a completely different person, Like season 5 Becky, in Roseanne.
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1 year
@gabalexa The place that allowed a customer to do this, CALLED SECURITY to support the transphobe, and then LET HER COME BACK AND GAMBLE THE NEXT DAY, is @RampartCasino in Sumerlin, NV
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5 months
@sassyblackdiva why does her man have a dog’s name
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5 years
How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Be his biggest fan 2. Save him from a car crash during a blizzard 3. Lock him in his room when his language gets salty 4. Drug him 5. Strap him to a bed (not in the fun way) 6. Break his ankles with a sledgehammer
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5 years
How to keep a man in 6 simple steps 1. Learn how to cook amazing dishes 2. Be feminine (long hair, makeup, nails etc) 3. Don't nag him over trivial things 4. Be debt free 5. Don't be a single mom 6. Know how to please him in bed
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@savannahshange It’s painful in so many weird ways. I keep remembering the day I met my rapist’s daughter: seeing what a sweet kid she was, noting his clear affection for her, when all I could think was “look how different he is with people he values.” What am I supposed to do with this?
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3 years
@lMONFlRE @summerasana It was such a mean game for so long
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@MarkFooterman @GOPLeader 1. "Cancel culture" does not exist 2. What your friend is experiencing are "consequences" 3. It's also possible he just wasn't a great fit at the new job
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2 years
@tiffmc1013 “Name your price” “THAT’S TOO HIGH” 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@StrangeAlienSky Could not possibly love this more.
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8 years
My brother & his wife left a shopping list unattended, their 6-year-old son got to it, and ...
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5 years
Here’s what’s happening at @NOAA : its Director of Communications is the former Deputy Director of Scheduling for Elaine Chao - #MoscowMitch ’s wife. #TheSwamp in action, my friends.
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@danielleiat I worked in the children’s reading room of my city library when I was in high school. I have this clear memory of a small child in a rugby shirt at the card catalog, complaining about how the entire library had only 4 books about ocelots. “And I’ve read half.”
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2 years
@NoMoreRacismo @HenJoeSchmoe The way this show nails what workplace harassment looks like >>>>>>>>>>>>
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3 years
@people She recently said, "I don't think young people should be allowed to be famous." Strongly agree.
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3 years
@gracieminabox Today I’m thinking about C, whose manchild promised her he’d bring a condom and then “forgot,” promised her “it’d be okay” and it wasn’t, promised her he’d “be there for her” and fucking vanished when she got pregnant
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3 years
@semaj_htx WE RIDE AT DAWN ... and 6:50 and 7:08 and 7:22 (after a sensible breakfast) and 7:38 and 7:50 and 8 and
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4 years
@mellierenee The parallels between this couple and Jen and Sarah Hart are chilling. There is something here about hoarding, and the inherent cruelty of maintaining an image. I don't want to imagine how the couple's remaining children feel about their brother's disappearance.
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4 years
@afrofatalism Was out running errands when the news hit. The woman yelling “I CAN’T THINK, JUST GIVE ME A SECOND” at the deli counter spoke for all of us.
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8 years
"She chooses ..." (DRAMATIC PAUSE) ... "The homewrecker." @joshbechill @CuntryCounselor @NatGeoChannel
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9 months
@groove_sdc I’m still struck by how old and unkempt she looked, and how unbothered he seemed by the whole thing. she was only 68 on this day.
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7 years
@princesskorbie @sweetstormyjean How many diaper wipes does he need each time you change him
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4 years
@ahylton26 31 years ago. We were both in grad school, he was 3 years older. On Valentine’s Day he took me to a play, then to dinner, and over dessert he told me that he wanted to start seeing my best friend. Men always have been and always will be exactly like this.
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3 years
@gracieminabox Today I'm thinking about P, 5 months pregnant with her second child when the heartbeat stopped, and how she and her husband had to run a gauntlet of people screaming "DON'T KILL YOUR BABY" at them on their way to get the baby girl's corpse removed from her body
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4 years
@soggybbq @ShielaJonson @kylew978 @Anvkii @BtSquared2 Bitch actually did a whole fake shopping fake protest photo shoot lmao
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1 year
@SabraMBoyd @iamharaldur This is such an an American problem: the SSN is tied to employment and financial life, but instead of being something we receive when we get our first job, it’s assigned to us shortly after we’re born (because of our value as tax deductions to our parents).
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5 years
@AlexandraErin @Cary_Elwes I love this tweet. Maybe you could come over and make it again for us tomorrow.
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3 years
@fatimazsaid @RustBeltRebel Never quitting this app
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5 years
@TheEllenShow @daxshepard I notice that you only respond to other celebrities. This is very telling.
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10 years
White BF told cop who stopped him for speeding to "f**k off." Let go with a warning and a "good night." #crimingwhilewhite
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4 years
@mallarmaymays @MeetMichael_ The last time a president stayed there it was 1981. That’s why it looks like that. Most presidents have been relatively healthy. Until this guy, presidential health was a matter of public record, because it affects national security. Memories, huh?
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4 years
@decentbirthday I watched a lot of soap operas when I was younger, and I regret to inform you that there's a better than 50 percent chance that your professor has an evil twin
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1 year
@poorly_hidden That guy killed him for being unpleasant. I cannot stop thinking about this.
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3 years
@gracieminabox Today I’m thinking about J, whose nose was permanently broken from her partner hitting her so many times J got pregnant 3 weeks into spring quarter - she apologized to *me* for that (I was her teacher), said she had a clinic appointment, and then NO ONE EVER SAW HER AGAIN
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2 years
@CandaceMQZ This isn't really generational, it's pathological. This is a person who's at once consumed with her older child's procreative potential and resentful of the younger child (she calls them "it") that she chose to have. Gen X? More like Gen Mess.
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6 years
@baseballcrank Incorrect. The POTUS serves at the pleasure of the people. He answers to us. In the nation founded by the people, for the people, WE are at the top. And don’t you ever forget it.
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2 years
@ScottieBeam I'm so confused by this whole thing. MM has (at least had) a very activist estate, one that controls use of her image. I know they weren't her relatives (she didn't have those), but who are they that they would allow any of this, never mind all of it?
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3 years
@dominickevans @AbbeyScott16 If my goddamn city bus can securely anchor a wheelchair for a 5-minute ride, those billionaire airlines can anchor wheelchairs in their planes for as long as passengers need.
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4 years
@neeratanden Because: 1. She practically runs up and down stairs 2. She wears Chucks (no hidden shoe lifts, lol) 3. She's whip smart 4. She's gorgeous 5. She continues to be Black 6. She is going to prosecute him just as hard as he fears
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8 months
@bohannibal nobody asked me, but this needs to be entered into evidence it’s on sight, Saldivar
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I went down a hole on YouTube but I came across a video of Selena performing Sensitivity by Ralph Tresvant at one of her shows 🥹 apparently it was one of her favorite songs at the time
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5 years
@ariesraine @charlee_buns Seriously, they move like they’re underwater WHAT EVEN IS THAT
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4 years
@sentientist I love how hard you’re looking for a path to redemption for the racists in your life. There isn’t one. They don’t get to come back. Maybe stop pretending you’re on our side. You’re on theirs. You always will be.
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@Karnythia I think this is a suitable response
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king charles has cancer??????
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@marcmarcianeaux @Complex now I'll never be able to stop thinking about this
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3 years
@Maine_Char He lived in a nation where he could get a free vaccine at a drugstore, the airport, a drive-through. People in other countries would kill for this level of access, but he refused to do the bare minimum to protect his health and spare his loved ones this grief. Wow.
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@thetomzone Interesting. My friend group of mostly 50-something people has spent decades helping each other through the depths and shallows of hard times. We'll probably do this until none of us are left. If everyone followed the advice in this column, we'd all be out here alone.
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5 years
@ScottHech @piersmorgan It’s cool when men do it but unseemly for women to do the same. That’s what Piers, who sucks, means to say here.
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@RaeRockhold @0ldoini it’s so funny to me that they staged this takeover just to basically get married in front of a couch
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2 years
@ProgressiveTex Google reviews of his dad’s business (which employs him) indicate they’ve been slow and sloppy for years. I’d still kind of like to know why Schmeck and the police department parted ways, but I’m sure we’ll get around to that too.
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@TheQueenofbklyn @tastefullysaucy this post needs a Community Note
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@krisinhawaii that’s what literally everyone in the world calls her, lmao.
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3 years
@AndrewR76125143 @dudgedudy She’s not a “little girl.” She’s a white supremacist terrorist who led a violent insurrection and tried to have my legal vote, and yours, canceled. She’s a grown woman who is armed and very dangerous and WILL DO WORSE.
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@FiKoley @dlakza My Mom, who has Alzheimer’s, is in the hospital with a blood infection right now. I’m traveling to see her tonight. Your photos make me happy on a day when little else does. Thank you so much! ❤️
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@mkray22 @kharyp @AuthorKimberley His hair is **perfect** during a global pandemic. I love him. ❤️
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@Blackamazon the way Regina anticipates how that creature will throw that bomb and steers smoothly around it >>>>>>>>>>>>
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3 years
@yashar SHARON: How can I be racist about anybody or anything YASHAR: Give me a few days, I'll find out
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3 years
@gracieminabox Today I’m thinking about K, who planned her first time with her first boyfriend for weeks and used a condom and STILL GOT PREGNANT at age 17
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3 years
@NatalieZed I was on BART the week after Obama won. I was smiling. A woman on the train got pissed off, called me “stupid smiley face,” and followed me off the train with the best insult ever: “There she goes. LADY HAPPY.” Everybody! LOVES A WINNER! That’s what I long to be!
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3 years
@willystaley Mason jars. Pine sap. Essence of newt or whatever the fuck.
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3 years
@YallLuvCris 4. Courtney Love crashing Kurt Loder's post-VMA interview with Madonna by throwing makeup at them 3. Dwayne showing up to Whitley's wedding with Byron on A Different World 2. The night Biggie was killed 1. The slow-speed Bronco chase of June 1994
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@johnkrasinski @fangirlJeanne @familyreach Happy birthday! I hope you’re enjoying a wonderful day with your beautiful family!
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@FnpMarieOH She’s right too. Very few people in L.A. are *from* L.A., and the Black families that are local to Los Angeles have some amazing stories. Not just stories of escape either. Beautiful stories of place and memory, from before Malibu was Malibu, from when stop signs were square.
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@AndOrNorLyn @gracieminabox None of us ever found out. People in her class, at my employer, in her city: we all looked. That’s how we found out how many times DCFS had already been called to her then-abandoned address.
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@KimberlyNFoster anybody who doesn’t have a really well paid lawyer on retainer goes to prison for this (the lawyered-up folks often do too, but it takes a while)
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4 years
@ira Parole officer Parolee
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6 years
@splunge2000 @SamSykesSwears @MaraWilson “Balls to the wall for marshmallow peeps” is my new catchphrase, and there is not one solitary thing you can do about it
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@ben_rosen It’s been a while, but my favorite part is that thing where I’m in a diner and the server asks me what I want and I’m just staring, because what I’m thinking about is the guy I ruthlessly put down and not waffles, and finally I just say “ … the check”
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@BrandonLBradfor the quiet, scathing diplomacy of this comment >>>>>>>>>
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5 years
@CallMeK_Swiss @_JadeAshleigh16 @jvdorekem And it is *actual hate.* He can see that his kids are good people (he's looking at them objectively, as he'd look at a horse or a tree), but he feels absolutely nothing for them. This is chilling beyond words.
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8 years
This paragraph, from that @Gothamist story on the #Russian hack of our election, is chilling.
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5 years
@MissyElliott Here you go! I love you! ❤️
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3 years
Interesting, isn’t it
@Freeyourmindkid
🍉 Black 🇭🇹 Aziz 🇳🇬 aNANsi 🍉
3 years
Also, I want to point out that you haven't seen a city break out into unexplained, spontaneous looting (so far) since the election.
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2 years
@MatthewACherry I live in San Francisco and I think about this every day
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5 years
@SydneyLWatson @stillgray Police protect properties, not people. (I’m so sorry.)
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7 years
Please tell your Mom we miss her. She and the former President raised a very good person. @ChelseaClinton #thankyou
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2 years
@MandelaJeffect @LilWhoady_ @Blarfk Serious question: do you know how a vaccine works?
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@bigarms4me @jms_tny it’s a complete sentence
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2 years
@clochary @Defiler_Wyrm @tiffmc1013 I can’t get over the lack of support this person had in their job. How many other single points of failure are there in that place?
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Filipino artist Pacita Abad painted this beauty, “I Have One Million Things to Say,” after her cancer diagnosis in 2002. She died two years later.
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y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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@AngryBlackLady I like celery, however. It’s just water, neatly organized into lines.
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1 year
@christopherXCI_ @JuicyBodyGodde1 IT HAS POCKETS. Prom with pockets is gonna be next level 💜
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4 years
@peevedccprof @Brittymigs Got pulled into a soup-throwing train-the-trainer. Good luck
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4 years
My mother is not a "tradeoff." My dear friend who is HIV+ is not a "tradeoff." My nephew's immunocompromised roommate is not a "tradeoff." And these people dare to call themselves pro-life.
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Larry Kudlow on Fox News: "The president is right. The cure can't be worse than the disease. And we're going to have to make some difficult tradeoffs."
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Speaking of getting to work: Support @AllenLEllison in his bid to bring dignity back to the Senate in Florida (and end Marco Rubio's* endless campaign of sanctimony, grift, and Scripture abuse). (*Rubio refused to attend the Inauguration today 🙄)
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Allen Ellison
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Thank you America for making this possible today. Together, we will make great things happen for all Americans. #inauguration #bidenharris #VPHarris #PresidentBiden
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@JohnathanPerk @LaurenH66231584 I still wonder how much money those good people would have saved my entire state if the police had arrived even two minutes later
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@victoriaarbiter this is the Princess of Wales
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6 years
@davidkelley718 @eclecticbrotha @TomiLahren Can I tell Tampopo Lamborghini to use Google, or is that too mean?
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5 years
@KevinSpacey This is gross. You still have your life, health, money, and freedom. Spend this time apologizing to your victims, practicing humility, and learning from people who are willing to help you make amends. Goodbye, Kevin.
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2 years
@JustAFamilyMan_ I’m Gen X and this is the most boomer take I have ever heard, lmao
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Anne B
6 years
Morning everyone. Don’t let anyone lie about @es_snipes today. 💔
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Anne B
3 years
@N9_L5 "Hated Dad" We have one like this. They'll be 30 this fall.
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Anne B
5 years
@AngryBlackLady Green Book wonders why everything has to be about race. White, Black, brown, purple, or plaid, Green Book doesn’t “see color.”
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6 years
I once sautéed a car trunk full of spinach. Made a quarter cup.
@AngryBlackLady
Imani Gandy (Orca’s Version) ⚓️
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This is half a pound. LIAR!!
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