I bet if Quagmire flew Virgin Atlantic they’d eventually change the name to Atlantic.

I believe I am going to heaven because that’s the only way I’ll spend eternity with my dogs.

Unaeza pata kuna msee ako Cavalli na hii mvua.

I think it’s called African-American pepper.

Hypothetically, if I ran into some Ostrich eggs and hatched them would KWS let me keep the puppies?.

I would too if I lived that close to Transylvania.

Why hasn’t anyone tried introducing a non-invasive herbivore species like manatees to deal with water hyacinth in Lake Victoria? They eat like 50kg per day

RT @boredwriter1: Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

RT @99thsense: Juan Term.

I love cumin. It tastes and smells great. That's the OG spices.

RT @DearS_o_n: No Risk. No Porsche.

11:11 . Maraga 🕯️.

Bro thinks he’s George W. Bush.

To maximize shareholder value.

Do Transformers go to a car wash or do they shower like humans?.

Are you angry that someone worked for the government and did not steal?.

I rarely turn my phone off or put it to DND because I know if any of my friends go on a show like “Who Wants to be a Millionaire?”, I’d be the first person they call to help answer difficult questions.

RT @DrJuma_M: CONFIRMED:IEBC should Gazette All polling stations Across the country so we can walk to each and verify.

RT @_griftine: Ama nizae katoto kanipee pressure nijitume?.

Reddington was at Sabina Joy. When Reddington avenges Dembe's family, he says Dembe was found chained to a pipe at a brothel in Nairobi. Dembe was born in the 70s and was 14 years old when Red found him. There's only one brothel we know of that was around in the 80s: Sabina Joy.