thinking about all of the times i should’ve been meaner

76° and breezy

Can’t stop making a stupid ass $12 purchase every single day

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

do you guys ever get pissed off at someone's taste in media like how do you live like this

They should invent a medical system that helps sick people

When you're in the middle of a good time and you realize it's gonna be a memory soon

liking a song isn't enough. i need to be able to call the artist & tell them they did a great job.

unemployed @KristiNoem

Why are the two infant orangutan variants bald or crazy hair

https://t.co/2bWBWH7ybu

when i was younger id download full albums, download cover arts and edit meta data on itunes and add all the cover arts, features and song credits piracy is a part of me

Me liking everything of that pigeon doctor

one time i was my college’s mascot for a basketball game. emphasis on one time

Drinking a liquid IV before bed to combat the 19 beers I had

29 years ago, Spice Girls released “Who Do You Think You Are?”

crees que antes de besarnos podamos decir las onomatopeyas de la familia peluche?

Your girl is touching my tralala my ding ding dong

mac when he called the cops on his dad

march being tomorrow