next year i wanna fall in love. i wanna be loved. i wanna talk about my day and feel like somebody actually cares. i wanna be needed, wanted, missed. i wanna be with someone who can’t go a day without hearing my voice…

Tryna be out the country like this together

Beyoncé realized years ago that nothing she does will be good enough for you niggas.. I’m glad she said fuck everyone and does whatever tf she wants

heavy on weekend trips in random cities next year 🛣️.

"fuck is u talking about" really seals your argument & weakens the opposition

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a lambo or birkins. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 2 pm on a wednesday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so I can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my

This how the Power Rangers would walk around and nobody ever put two and two together

I love having funny ass friends.. like what is life with bitches that don’t laugh or make you laugh???😭

2026 i’m not doing a DAMN thing for the plot anymore. The plot has thickened to max capacity. Thank you!

I hate pads I hate tampons I fucking hate periods

Every app doesn't need a yearly wrap up. Why tf is Uber Eats telling me how many restaurants I ordered from this year ????

Don’t normalize teen pregnancy. 🙏🏼

https://t.co/Mtm41hC4Tg

“Is there a Black National Anthem?”Ashley, get the fuck off my screen FOREVER #RHOP

You’re nuts.

I didn’t like when Ashley threw out there that Bobbi has a temper all because he said “get there when we get there”. Girl, you don’t even know that man and this is exactly why the husbands don’t want to participate in this circus. #RHOP

Ashley got a white daddy, her momma only dates white men, her ex-husband is white but she’s questioning Stacey’s blackness…#RHOP

You know. We are all rightfully tired of Ashley and her shit on #RHOP but looking back I can honestly say she might just be the most uniconic hw. No quotables. Always getting gagged. Her entire history as a hw has really been her being the antagonist to someone else’s story or

bitch it’s overly cold outside

You should leave for that too btw