health insurance:

"if women weren't around, men wouldn't do any of this holiday bullshit" meanwhile the inside of the fire station where there is a 100% male crew currently looks like this:

there’s nothing worse than a friendship with a woke gap

https://t.co/wLOmicf8Xy

I refuse to accept a society where the consequence for not being able to keep up with the cost of living is that you must live on a street corner forever and the consequence for stealing from millions of people is a nice office on Wall Street.

this is the most Sims 4 thing I have ever seen. he even goes straight to pushups 😭

25 is the new 0 years old

a nigga just used the word “lowkirkenuinely” to me during a serious conversation just nuke everything man

https://t.co/2nUMG1EXPr

not celebrating da white man's holiday dis year there is only room enough 4 one tree in my house

sorry babe no sex rn, the groupchat is active and i'm trying to get my joke in before they change topics

gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

We are Charlie Chirp

Just saying 🤷🏿‍♂️

Everyone keeps saying nobody wants to work. The truth is nobody wants to work a full time job that doesn’t even pay for food, rent, child care and a doctor visit. If a job can’t cover the bottom of Maslow’s hierarchy, it's forced survival with a payroll department.

Weird way of saying “Gen Z is getting price gouged on basic necessities and exploited for their labor.”

I remember how 8 years ago everyone was like wow black mirror is so crazy thank god it’s not real and now every episode has basically happened already

why do ppl wait until the new year to cut ppl off? girl fuck u today on december 10th

fried af thinking about how much i really hate living in this country omg like i hate it here fr