out for a typical pazookie date w @OliviaLanzano. the waitress took my order and legit walked away from olivia while she was trying to order hers. I’m speechless 😭😂.

currently listening to a coworker talk about how some guy jumped on her car while she was driving, refused to get off, and then when she took a hard left and he fell off. he then sent her a pizza apologizing and asking if they were "good". I'm ?????.

swimming in circles. I was hoping for something like this. '92 til infinity

say it louder for the people in the back.

despite the fact that my landlord texted me tonight to tell me she left "halloween" in the hallway & that she hopes I don't scare easily, I nearly peed my pants when I got home & saw this. in the dark I SWORE that this was an intruder😂 I'm terminating my rental lease

today I paid my landlord october's rent & after I handed her the money she handed me some homemade lasagna and pumpkin muffins. pretty sweet deal if you ask me 😂.

RT @ziavd: you never know, your words might be filling empty places in someone else's heart.

my landlord has a variation of old rock and country music blaring up through my floors and all i've gotta say is one minute she sounds like she's playing the drums and the next it sounds like she is doing a country line dance all by herself. help i'm confused.

RT @ziavd: do good because you want to, not because you expect something in return.

RT @benoobrown: me cooking pasta just for me:

RT @KidCudi: Miss u Mac.

day four post wisdom teeth removal and I could go for SO MANY different things that I CANNOT eat 😁.

RT @GUBLERNATION: according to my official calculations it’s finally here. if you need me for the next 61 days i’ll be watching hocus pocus….

RT @ziavd: this is a reminder that although sometimes it's necessary to learn things the hard way in order to grow, you don't deserve to st….

am i the only one who gets offended when i get to a stop sign first but let the person who came second go before me and they don't even wave thank you?.

two teenage boys accompanied by their fathers walked into the car dealership just now to test drive benz and bmws that their FATHERS are going to buy for them. hahaha sounds about right. the four of them then left in a fit of rage that the cars were "too expensive".

livia came to a near complete stop in her car to avoid running over a rodent and she STILL managed to run over the thing when she started to go forward again 😂😭.

olivia rearranged her room today while I wasn't home and when she moved my bed/belongings she gave me a cute little shelf at the end of my bed to put all my things in and I just

making a murderer is and ALWAYS will be the answer to this.

just scrolling through and all i've gotta say is this tweet is still relevant.