Absolutely surreal

Why are men pouting in their tinder pics these days?! ick

Having to reject big companies at work is so funny, like who am I to just say no thanks to 1000s of £s worth of work for them 😂

Anas al Shareef, 28. A father and a husband, a journalist. Killed by Israel.

Besties mom wants to add me to her matchmaking roster as her friends sons are “looking” 😂 what a cutie

Men stink so bad in hot weather

Going on a stag do next month and they’ve just sent the itinerary over, activities in the day then they’ve only given 1 HOUR TO GET READY FOR THE EVENING?! I will be fashionably late boys, sorry x

Uk having 0 points from the public but Israel getting hundreds 🤢 make that make sense #Eurovision2025

The mans just kicked off cause he doesn’t want his blood pressure taken again and the HCA just said okay and walked off 😂 these people are sick of the publics shit

Some man saying about how he’s been stabbed and smacked in the head with a hammer, I’ve seen the wound, it’s already healing 😂

Currently sat in Swindon hospital a&e for my mates mom and there are some CHARACTERS in here I’m so very entertained

Listen if Michael B Jordan wanted to bite my jugular and make me a vampire I would move my hair out the way and not fight it. Common sense. #SinnersMovie

Cobham services is HELL on earth

Our client was VILE to me for an hour on a call last week (made me cry lol) my account director told me today he’s had words with them and they aren’t allowed on a call alone with me ever again 🥹🥹

Think I’ve got burnout from work, am I taking time off? Nope just sat at my desk dizzy af instead

Zoned out in a teams meeting today cause my jawline looked good and I was mesmerised that it has come back 😂😂😂

Whoever’s got the chopper out looking for them can you pack in in please I’m trying to sleep and all I hear is the bleedin coptor engine

Just been invited to my first Stag Do 😂 I feel like an imposter

That was a horrible alarm clock 😂 10mins of what sounded like fucking WW3

Also spending my first new years completely alone and I’m looking forward to going to sleep before midnight 😂