Ima be the biggest slut for my next husband while simultaneously being the biggest saint for Christ! . I love that for me! 💚.

God’s sense of humor is unmatched!.

I’m too good for this!.

Today was a day!.

This!!!.

Also, I had the new snack wrap yesterday & yuck! It pales in comparison to the old one.

You finding me attractive does not mean that I find you attractive.

I hope the boy has football practice today, I need to go for a walk.

If I have never given you permission to touch me DON’T! It’s really that simple!.

My day started off wild at midnight. I barely got any sleep.

He came to apologize for hitting me BUT he tapped my shoulder as he did it. I have told his ass to stop touching me as politely as I possibly can several times now. If it ever happens again ima spaz & walk the fuck out. 🙂.

Mercury went retrograde today, didn’t it? 🙃.

Every fucking day @Verizon either texts me or I get an app notification about how I can get an iPhone 16 on them if I get a new line. I’m not gone do it! I don’t want a bigger bill than I have no. Matter of fact tell me how to get that shit lower??.

When I quit & start teaching yoga & Pilates full time don’t be surprised. 🙂.

Hit* he hit my shoulder….

This old overly flirty coworker of mine just got my shoulder hard AF bc I said I ain’t give a fuck about something he was complaining about it. Talking bout how I don’t talk like that. Mfer you do NOT know me!! . Yea it’s time to quit!.

Yea it’s time to go!.

Improving my mind & my body are my main priorities.

Time to truly embody my moniker.

The version of me who signs up for these early morning Pilates & Yoga classes is not the same version that I am when I wake up in the morning but I still go bc I know I’ll be that other version after class ends.