Werner’s Burner
@_WhiskeyX
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Werner stan // Æ stan // Chelsea fan
Minneapolis, MN
Joined November 2014
Any Chelsea fan that tries to trash Werner and say he isn’t good enough for Chelsea need to remember this game. He wrecked the Madrid defense all game and brought the team back from death in the tie. Too bad we let him down
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McDonald’s really dropped the hardest cap of all time in 1982
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Damar Hamlin retiring Tua Tagovailoa is a story Pixar couldn’t even write
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we've signed CB Dicaprio Bootle to our practice squad
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Jaden McDaniels in the new KD’s commercial👀👀👀 https://t.co/zG8pGBmGDG
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I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
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one of my favorite goals of all time. an absolute beauty
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Basketball Team wouldn’t have seen me the rest of the Olympics if 4 asian women walked up on me trying to hang out
The matchup we didn't know we needed! 😂 It's @theantedwards_ vs. @usatabletennis. 📺: @NBCOlympics & @peacock
#ParisOlympics | #OpeningCeremony
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@pronounced_kyle Before we align on deliverables, we must deliver on alignment.
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Big Ten rivalry rankings, according to @TomFornelli 👀 Which rivalry should be higher? Full Top 20 🔗 https://t.co/M3zkG8ahw6
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Give the people what they want
50 mentions of Lamine Yamal being 16 yet 0 pans to the Albanian or Italian women in the crowd. This is not what I’m paying broadcasting rights for. Do better. @EURO2024
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There is not a single person talking more shit in Denver right now than this guy
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Durant is 35 and been in the league for 17 years. Why are we still trying to have this discussion
"[The focus is to] figure out how to maximize Kevin Durant. No one's done it yet. I believe we'll be the first team to do it... When he's playing at the highest level... we're damn near unbeatable." - Suns GM James Jones (via @DuaneRankin) https://t.co/jISAb29Qpf
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