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@_ashn

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12 years
"@GoogleFacts: You can hire an "evil birthday clown" to stalk your child around for a week." @kdoc_ Its coming for you.
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12 years
Nyquil induced coma #examssssssuckit.
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12 years
RT @FUN: University of Victoria actually offers a course in the science of Batman.
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12 years
Annnnd the winner is . #popetweet.
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12 years
"@FactUP: Holder of the Guinness World record for the fattest woman, Pauline Potter, lost 100 pounds by having sex 7 times a day." #respect.
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12 years
Sunday mornings in bed catching up on coronation street is my favourite part of the week #sadbuttrue.
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12 years
Just watched a tv Disney movie called "another Cinderella story" starring Selena Gomez . #fml #saturdaynight #ikindoflikedit.
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12 years
Why did the $7 watch I bought at Walmart 5 months ago decide to set its own alarm for 5am? #whereisthatnoisecomingfrom #oncrutches&cantwalk.
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12 years
Mighty ducks marathon #forgothowsexythebashbrotherswere.
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12 years
RT @FUN: According to a survey among 1,006 randomly selected Canadian adults, 43% of them would choose bacon over sex.
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12 years
VO2 max test on a Monday afternoon . delightful! @carleytown #puke #vomit #chunder.
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13 years
Profs who lecture on the first day of class <<.
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13 years
Rock, paper, scissors #lizardspock.
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13 years
When dumbledore awards slytherin the house cup and then takes it back . chyeeeaa #takethatmalfoy #fridaynight.
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13 years
I sometimes get so freaked out on the ferry that I lean to the side opposite that the boat is tilting. That works right?.
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13 years
Christmas gift from my roomie. #hinttaken http://t.co/qyuqpwEi.
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13 years
RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Fred and George Weasley had the Marauder's map for years. Why didn't they think it was weird that Ron was sleeping . .
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RT @WomensHumor: Obama is totally getting laid tonight. #GetItMichelle.
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