TBH I have forgotten how to use Twitter, but now that he is banned, I feel it safer to tip my toe in the waters once again. Have I missed anything?.

Who to follow?.Not @realDonaldTrump LOL LOL LOL #SOZLOL.

I deleted my history of tweets as they seemed irrelevant. Thinking of popping back in now. Is it worth it?.

Tap tap tap. Is this still on?.

Can I quickly start a kickstarter to fund my deposit???.

Meanwhile I can hear the fish jumping. I love this wee spot on the back lake. Temporary but pleasant spot. #merimbula.

So. My dream property out the window. ‘Wasn’t meant to be’ my arse.

Money not available even tho contracts exchanged. @Westpac you failed me. In this day & age money moving should be instantaneous.

Just saddened at timing of sale of my place & auction of one I want. @Westpac not coming to the party. Not enough time apparently.

Any friends with money want to spot me $25k so I can bid at auction for house tomorrow? I will pay you back March 8 when my house settles.

Somewhat upsetted stomach. Peppermint tea this early? Yeah, with gusto.

Some clomping on the front verandah woke me at 5:30. No idea what it was. Kangaroo I guess.

Good morning PJ puppy #irishterrier http://t.co/MfwWMVpu.

Best #ValentinesDay lyric belongs to @exenecervenka “Roses are red. Violence is too. Everyone knows I’m painting the town blue.”.

Best #Valentine I saw all day. Be Mein! Made me snort. #valentinesday http://t.co/gX1PkNXl.

A bit disconcerting when you hear noises at the front door of a house you aren’t familiar with. And the dog hides behind you.