http://t.co/y5JLpZDVjg Thursday is "date night", when I force my family to eat all the expired food in our fridge.

http://t.co/8mn1evXLSp If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like "Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch.".

What do you want to know?.

http://t.co/3RfoVnqOFu Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?.

http://t.co/1mUPorBb "I love plates." - Plato.

http://t.co/A4B3agZy Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods "IPads" for years. STOP MAKING FUN.

God Is Good!.

is twitter-fused.

working.