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Was given a taxi voucher over to DCA if I wanted it. No rental car stands still open there though. Had to eat the cost of a hotel room for the night at peak rate and miss a day with my family in the area. All because @Delta didnt feel like maintaining their planes. [8/8].

Ultimately 2 hours later after sitting down on the flight they finally get the door closed, wheel chocks removed, and the engine started so we can leave. Ended up arriving at IAD at 1am, too late for the car rental I transferred after the divert announcement. [7/8].

By this point, 1-1.5 hours in, its basically lord of the flies with everyone turning on each other. Yelling at people waiting in line for the gate agent, taking out frustration on the flight attendants (it was one of the poor attendants' first day on the job) [6/8].

Only one person can work with the gate agent at a time and 10+ people are waiting to talk before deciding if they want to spend the night in Detroit. This process takes another hour, still on the hot airplane [5/8].

After the engine finishes windind down, captain comes back on to inform us our runway at DCA will now close before we get there so we are diverting to IAD. They open the door back up for people to speak with the gate agent if thwy dont want to continue, one at a time. [4/8].

Captain comes back on a few minutes later "ground crew forgot to remove the chocks so we need to power down the engine again so they can remove them." Now 45-50 minutes of sitting on this hot plane, back to step 0. [3/8].

Doors did not close for a while, captain comes back on and says the starter for one of our engines is deferred so they need to bring the cart over to start it. Cart makes it there about 20 minutes later and they start the engine within a other 15. [2/8].

Had a comedy of errors @Delta flight two nights ago. Story starts with a 30 minute layover in DTW (not their fault on that part) that we ran to make the flight. Hop on as the captain is saying "we are a priority flight, doors are closing so we can leave" [1/8].

Amazing flight path for the first flight of the final queen.

Can't believe we convinced that much brain power to hang out with @Secadept and I for a bit.

Oh, and the bathrooms are busted.

First time flying @AlaskaAir since switching to @Delta 3 years ago. Flight to was delayed 2 hours after I got through security and now a least another half hour due to a broken plane at the gate. Yup, that's why I left.

Just a little bit patronizing having the richest guy in the world telling people to suck it up and work longer.

RT @malwrhunterteam: 😂

Hot take of the day, CVE-2022-23529 is a giant nothingburger. Name one practical application that enables the deserialization with a malicious "toString" function required to actually "exploit" this.

After only 4 years? Seriously?.

Looking forward to more meltdowns from a multi-billionare.