Dustin Lane
@WhatTheDustin
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Joined June 2012
The Super #SmashBrosUltimate Tailgate Tour is under way, just outside the @GoDucks vs @StanfordFball game! It looks like fans are ready to go hands-on! https://t.co/jKrpTbSyLf
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@PeanutButterGmr Hey! Thought it would be fun to Linkify one of your screenshots. Looky! http://t.co/EbIYGRRu6F
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Mr. is short for "master" and "Mrs." is short for "mistress."
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In 2009, a 10-year-old named Zoe Pemberton tried to sell her grandmother on eBay - She was banned after bids went up to over $20,000.
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When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always "I don't believe you."
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In 1954, a man committed suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. His suicide note said "...no reason, except I have a toothache"
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The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously is called "pandiculation."
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