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head writer of @OliveGarden tickets | bylines @HardDriveMag | purveyor of fine graphs & pithy plucky prim parallelisms | she/her 🌈🥦🖖🍉🐝 hygiene activist

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"some sort of porn".grummz was writing, buying, and hosting violent erotica about strangling women, sexually violating them with beer bottles, shoes, etc. he was even publishing this media during his involvement in gamergate. this isnt about sex work—this is connecting dots.
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@WesternKabuki …. so? . If he had your politics, I imagine this would be stunning and brave to you. Like, wow, someone who likes hot chics, mechs, and anime was involved in some sort of “porn”. Wow…wow wow wow……. What does this have to do with any single disagreement you have with him?.
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RT @lionesspike: obsessed with the fact the choreography & merriment routine was nominated for Outstanding Choreography. milchick has emmy….
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explosive stuff happening in my dms
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RT @CantEverDie: it’s wild how the average american republican is an irredeemable piece of trash, we shouldn’t be afraid to say that.
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RT @EFCevie: this you?
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RT @CantEverDie: NEW EPISODE of ill conceived where we take a look into one of modern american politics most evil men, james dobson and his….
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trump on epstein at CPAC 2015
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RT @AGoldmund: Every so often you work on a story and there’s like a giddy feeling in the office because you all know it’s just an absolute….
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RT @hyperfixedpod: When Marlena's cat was diagnosed with a terminal disease, she found herself seeking help not from a vet, but a series of….
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RT @TheCartelDel: This week, Del Walker (BAFTA Committee, Lead Artist, and notorious DEI hire), was awarded the highest title of Academic s….
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RT @CantEverDie: hasan quoted my tweet where i said tranny and it's ok he gets the tranny pass.
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RT @AGoldmund: In high school i was in a band with Andrew WK (I'm the one in the helmet)
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RT @BirdRespecter: i feel like if you earnestly use the grok masturbator anime girl app they should lock you in a kennel and put you in a r….
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RT @Ashjbow: Shawn Chatfield of @mega64 has been cast as Link in the live-action ‘LEGEND OF ZELDA’ movie.
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RT @iloveairbagged: Oh she definitely took the kids.
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RT @alyssa_merc: His lies & harassment drastically affected my life. I lost money & opportunities. I have health issues. I receive death &….
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RT @CantEverDie: it’s amazing how bad he is fumbling the one issue pretty much all americans all agree on, which is that epstein didn’t kil….
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(and yes im aware of my typos.irony doesnt spare anyone).
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but maybe it's too much to ask of a guy who reads at an elementary school level to understand that words can have contextual meaning.
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the tried, tested, and consistently terrible defense of ."yes i lied about saying <perjorative> but actually it's okay for me to call you <perjorative> derisively because you used a reappropriated version to describe yourself!"
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RT @spaceghost: yeah that’s crazy what do you guys think is gonna happen when I turn 30
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