Grasstrap Rancher
@Vines_N_Cattle
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Probably a farmer in Oklahoma. Let's go with that.
Joined July 2009
Reminder that “tapping” your credit card is spiritually passive/feminine, and that men should pay via confident and penetrative thrust into the chip reader
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Found the elevator's posted wheat price from 2022 on my phone...
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A lot of ranches in inland panama. This is about 10 miles from coast, on the other side of a low range. The woman walking them is a french expat. Dont see much agriculture other than cattle and tropical fruit. Land is dirt cheap im told. Combine that with a small boat for shrimp
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One day you will realize this meme is the most important life lesson of all
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Insane fact that sounds fake, but it's true... The Mississippi river basin has more miles of navigable river than the rest of the world combined.
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Bro so in the closet he’s sucking dick in Narnia
Nick Fuentes's face right as he's explaining to Tucker Carlson why nobody is getting married. "Honestly, it's the women."
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Brian Kelly after getting the Oklahoma State job
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Can buy a box of assorted clips like this kinda like lottery pins, etc?
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I knew Trump wasn't our guy when he didn't bring back a cresosote post that would last for decades 🤷♂️
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The main reason I want to colonize Mars is the lower gravity will allow us to grow pumpkins to grotesque and unthinkable dimensions. 10,000 lb (earth weight) jack-o-lanterns are within reach. Dream big.
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I know every mile of the carribean coast line of the Darien gap, one of the top drug trafficking routes in the Americas, and I have personal experience with exactly the sort of boats the US Navy is blowing up. I know I'm preaching to the choir here but the only people who have
Panamanian border partrol, quad 250s on the back. Gotta be faster than the traffickers
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Imagine being mad about the Argentinian beef thing, then turning on the news to see stories about sinking drug boats, White House renovations, etc. (The point as always is, no one cares, keep grinding*) *and retaining heifers
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the Earth got itself a second moon and you're still without a girlfriend.
BREAKING: The Earth now has two moons, as confirmed by NASA.
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The Fall Break cattle working crew is marked safe from losing $300/ac on soybeans
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on second thought, maybe Millennials don't deserve to own homes
Look what they did to this 1930s Tudor Revival maybe one of the worst home makeovers I've seen
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I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME BUT YOU DUMMIES REALLY NEED TO START HAVING KIDS. ITS JUST FUCKING UNREAL WHAT A BUNCH OF SHORT-SIGHTED SELF-IDOLIZING DOUCHEBAGS YOU ALL ARE
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The Riders Of Brohan
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“I have a combine, I can’t not have a combine!” -guy who ripped out the fences his grandpap built
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Not even @BenjaminNething can argue this point
There is no meaningful sense in which the "Midwest" exists as a unified entity -- culturally, religiously, or genetically.
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