"cinnamon toast shrimp guy turned out to be a milkshake duck just like bean dad" is a sentence I desperately wish I did not understand
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imagine seeing that combination of words and having it mean nothing to you. sheer bliss.
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"cat lawyer" would have been a better example than bean dad and is also a piece of knowledge I desperately wish I could delete from my brain
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follow me, I draw bad comics about how much I hate the internet and I have never forced a child to use any variety of can opener https://t.co/zlwCQxBVn9
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I also occasionally drag myself away from twitter to write illustrated essays like this one, about the time I got stuck sitting next to a man who asked his wife for a divorce on a sold-out holiday flight https://t.co/8l55NqWrI9
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contributions to my ko-fi are much appreciated, as I am a pile of student loans with hair https://t.co/e7SA94crzh
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@Dan_onthe_Go I'm not beloved enough to be Milkshake Ducked, I am a pile of student loans with hair
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@VeryBadLlama The college courses on the culture of the early 21st century are going to be the most grueling of all requirements.
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@VeryBadLlama I understand the words but don’t have the context. What happened? He made his child open the next box for 6 hours?
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@VeryBadLlama @woodbridgetyler No. Do not take this from me. It’s brought me intense joy for 24 hours.
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@VeryBadLlama @likethchampagne What the fuck is a milkshake duck? (He said in his best Dr. Seuss reading voice.)
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@VeryBadLlama Same. I'd say it's a "yes, yes, no" kind of moment but that, too, has been milkshake duck'd.
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@VeryBadLlama “linguists are not kidding when they say … that your command of English enables you to understand sentences that have never occurred before in the entire history of the human species.”
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@VeryBadLlama There are not enough o's in the universe to finish out my "booooooooo" at this news.
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@VeryBadLlama When the “Darmok” episode of TNG aired, I remeber discussing it with friends in NYC about whether it was plausible or not.
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@VeryBadLlama Siri helped me find the first two but “bean dad” led to Siri’s interesting error: “What is the meaning of being dead.”
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@VeryBadLlama @MythicalChef Upon some careful examination I can only imagine this about you and Rhett.
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@VeryBadLlama @NunanRMC It's very hard to unlearn these things once you've learned them, but letting go of giving a damn about them is not so high a hill to climb.
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