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just here to nourish every you tbh

queens, ny
Joined July 2009
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
2 years
you’re busy thinking about the roman empire, i’m busy thinking about that thing that happened 7 years ago.
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
2 years
like, that boy is a cap
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
2 years
anything can be a wallet when u really put ur mind to it.
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
can't stop thinking about how @lasculturistas said i changed culture
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
congress meeting about UFOs, baby you worried about the wrong objects
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
haven’t been the same since
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
let’s stay in tonight
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
3 years
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
yes chef, 🫡
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
so many unanswered questions
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
feeling mushy today
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
behind every hot girl is a deep history of gendered language and the unrealistic expectation of always maintaining the perfect 98.6 degree temperature.
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
wait, did you all know that in 2025 65% of the population will be living out of tiny homes that are shaped like vitaminwater bottles because they have the most ergonomic designs
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
karma is the legal team emailing me when i tried to use the real photoooooooo 🎶
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
this week i learned more about a blue couch than i know about some of my closest friends
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
what happens if i fuse xxx + wood
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
oh sure today it’s “no pants day” but last week it was a hr complaint
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3 years
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vitaminwater®
3 years
won’t be able to sleep tonight #bringyourowncupday @7eleven
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@vitaminwater
vitaminwater®
3 years
single bottle, single cm, single 🍐 we all just looking for our partner out here
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