these kids got more PTO days at school than i do at work

Florida is HORRIBLE. There are alligators and mosquitos EVERYWHERE. And we get hurricanes. Lots of hurricanes. DON'T MOVE HERE!

Democrat Abigail Spanberger will defeat Republican Winsome Earle-Sears to become Virginia's first female governor, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://t.co/SJoTe0MmLI

Democrats in South face wipeout if Supreme Court guts Voting Rights Act — NYT

begging everyone to care for just a moment

The Democrats CR EXPLICITLY excludes illegal aliens. Trump and GOP think you’re stupid and can’t read good.

I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Billionaires have taken over Texas and taken over America — but together, we can take power back for working people. Join this movement: https://t.co/Cam7Y742fM

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT TOLD TRUMP HIS NAME IS IN EPSTEIN FILES — WSJ

Former President Joe Biden was diagnosed with an "aggressive form" of prostate cancer, which has spread to his bones

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Pres Trump’s unlawful freeze of fed funds hurts millions of Americans. From jobs to housing, veterans to food & more, these funds are critical to helping Central Florida families. The budget is a law. Congress must enforce it under the Impoundment Act.

#UCFAlert: In anticipation of Tropical Storm Helene, @UCF will suspend campus operations and all classes, including online classes, Thursday, Sept. 26. More information at https://t.co/smLtaamyBf.

Today marks 23 years since the events of 9/11.

BREAKING: Today, the Florida Agency for Health Care Administration launched a state-sponsored and taxpayer-funded political ad, disguised as a website, seeking to undemine Amendment 4.

Where were these celebrities when Republicans: • blocked the George Floyd Act • blocked the John Lewis Act • ended affirmative action • halted Black farmers' relief • restricted the Fearless Fund • outlawed minority business grants • erased Black congressional districts?

MICHELLE OBAMA 2016: When they go low, we go high. MICHELLE OBAMA 2024: Fuuuuuuuck that

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USA Gymnastics has submitted additional evidence to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

Vice President @KamalaHarris will be ready to serve on day one. Let’s make her president.

I love when they reboot the series with a new cast for a younger generation.