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BREAKING: Trump clarifies that "not all fat people" will be banned — it will be on a case by case basis.
BREAKING: Trump admin directive will prohibit certain “high calorie humans” from obtaining visas.
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BREAKING: USC star Chad Baker-Mazara has been suspended indefinitely following a physical altercation with head coach Eric Musselman. Earlier today, Baker-Mazara stormed into Musselman’s office demanding more NIL guarantees and subsequently “lunged” at him when asked to leave.
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TRENDING: #Browns rookie quarterback Dillon Gabriel has gone viral for being the same height as these peewee football kids that were on the field. 😭😭😭 This is crazy.
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The cops crashed the Arby's After Party 😂
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The Atlanta Braves have posted a new job opening for Freeze, a mascot who races fans during games. The current mascot is a member of the Braves' grounds crew and reportedly ran a 4.28 40-yard dash in college. All applicants must attend an in-person tryout on December 13th.
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The poor thing will never forget the day he found out he was a boy.
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Can you get a DUI on one? Asking for research-related purposes
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We were mere inches from having the greatest NFL clip of all time.
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“You took a 50-year mortgage?” Yes, Dave. “You also took a 15 year car loan?” That’s correct, Dave.
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JUST IN: McDonald’s McRib has returned. 🍔 Historically, every McRib comeback since 2020 has marked a Bitcoin rally.
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Imagine living to be 150 and seeing the Browns go through 32 more rebuilds and never win a Super Bowl
🚨#BREAKING: Chinese scientists are reportedly developing a new drug designed to extend the human lifespan as it could potentially allow people to live up to 150 years.
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"𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆." - Scott Frost on college football #UCF head coach says of teams like #TexasTech who fund high dollar rosters: "don't hate the player, hate the game" 📹 via UCF Athletics
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Here's a conspiracy theory I'm willing to dive into: Did the mob burn Eric Spoelstra's house down? This guy is the head coach of the Miami Heat, whose Point Guard is Terry Rozier who just got indicted in the NBA Gambling scandal... And two weeks later his house burns down...
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This is probably how I am going out
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If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
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“You financed a Nissan Altima with a 15 year loan?”
The US Trump Administration is reportedly working on 15 year car loans. US President Donald Trump also posted yesterday regarding allowing 50 year mortgages.
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