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@TwitPolice15
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On the radar🧐 man united fan💯 system and data analyst. embu university graduate. 💯politics n leadership A cohesive society
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The Most depressed person in the family is not the mother, not the father but it's the eldest son of the family. To all first born sons, may you WiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiN!!
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The Law of Attraction states that everything you’re searching for is also searching for you, but it’s looking for a certain version of you. Align with that version, and the things you desire will find their way to you effortlessly.
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Another day to cry with a stranger. Housing a househelp together with her special need kid means she's a woman with a golden heart. Thanks to @Shell_Kenya for always changing lives. Remember to always fuel at shell & join the #KameivanaNaShell club. Good job @shikshaarora_ .
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You’ve made a full-time online presence by being a spectacle loud, desperate, and endlessly embarrassing. Money in your pocket can’t hide the poverty in your character. Every move you make drips of insecurity. You’re not a man of stature, you’re just a loser with funding.
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Good morning. Food determines not only how long you live, but how clearly you think. Don't eat like a slave of impulses. Be wise. A wise man eats like a steward of purpose. Eat clean to nourish your body. Fast daily to cleanse your soul. UNFAT! #FoodFriday
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Eliud Kipchoge getting royalty treatment in Bangkok, Thailand
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The tragic death of Administration Police Constable Diana Mbugua - who passed away while giving birth in hospital - has left the nation in mourning. Yet the bitter irony cannot be ignored: the very police officers who have been deployed to brutally suppress citizens demanding
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This is a classic example of how hypergamy works. And your woman will pretend she hates kibe & you will believe her,, mumuu!! I experienced this first hand over the weekend with a friend who owns a GLE. We met yellow yellow damsels at the parking lot of a certain mall along Thika
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I swear to god if a conductor asks me if im going to kisumu or busia one more time I am going to do something that will put this country on standstill for a whole week. Ive said Ive said!
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Here’s a simple, practical way to redistribute wealth effortlessly - straight from your pocket back to your own people: If you’re working in the city but your roots are in the village where family or neighbors still keep cows and till the land, stop buying Brookside milk.
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“Ksh 300Billion raised through bonds can not be traced.” They are eating everything.
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The Sponsor by Kariuki Kimuyu. He has a wife, three kids, and two glamorous lovers. He thinks he is at the height of his life but it’s all coming undone. Book at 1,200/- @wakimuyu
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Na vijana juu hamsikiangi nataka muelewe kitu moja. Ujinga isikuingie kwa iyo kichwa uone juu sasa HR amekuonesha meno,or your female boss,ati sasa uende uombe mzigo. You will see bad things my friend! Unaonanga akismile anaingia office ukidhani amefurahi juu anakutaka kumbe ni
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Tune in to @amerix’s upcoming Space. https://t.co/WNXzwg1srA
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