I really wish people would stop msging me about wanting and/or needing my Twitter handle. Almost at “car warranty” call levels here, guys. Come on now.

If @AskeBay @eBay suspends ur account permanently they lie to you for several month while keeping ur $. Then when you complain to state authorities, they push out the hold to 180 days and then “send” YOUR $ to the state then have to go through that long process w/them @verge

[1/2]So @eBay @AskeBay are basically stealing my money, permanently suspended my acct, and now I have no PS5 or $. How Can my funds be available for deposit, but you won’t deposit them for another 72 days?!? (It keeps changing too). @TheVerge

Already king of the surf, why not dress the part in the water 😎👑🤴🏻 #KingOfBudContest.

RT @BigDirtyFry: People you went to school with logging in to their dormant Twitter account now that Instagrams down. .

I’m taking applications for my “Top 8” MySpace friends right now- just in case.

I’ve gotten so much done with the socials outages cleaned my whole house, and fed these dudes bugs! Maybe I don’t need it 🤔

And that’s why I’m here now 😂.

Absolutely never gonna fuckin happen. Please take a long walk off a short pier. No ones Turtle but me 🖕🏼🤣

RT @alexberesfordTV: Unthinkable to imagine our own children in the middle of such a conflict and to be able speak so coherently.

How is this a McDouble, McDonald’s?! I was excited, hadn’t eaten all day after surfing. Lame 😒 #ThisIsWhyIDontEatYourFood @McDonalds

One of the greatest vacays of my life. Many more surf trips to come. I’ll be back in October, Hawaii! Biggest Mahalo! 🤙🏼

I copped THE shoes yesterday, and then within mins had giant offers from homies to buy them. So I sold them for several thousands more, because they weren’t my size anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️ They sold out in less than a min, so I get it. #Silverlinings

Please kindly fuck off. You’re gonna suck with any name. Having mine won’t change that 😂 So in case your a lil slow, that’s a big “FUCK NOOOOOO!” #CanIHaveYouHandle #GetALife #GrowTheFuckUp #YoureNotSpecial

Another one bites the dust! 🤣🤣🤣 #GrowUp #YouArentSpecial

RT @alexberesfordTV: I wish I had the privilege to sit on the fence. In order for me to do that I would have to strip myself of my identity….

RT @PabstBlueRibbon: RT for a chance to win

Don’t be this idiot. Learn to read a bio. It’s not rocket surgery. 😂

I’m trying to win money from this sketch-ass website by @mschf. You can too! Super sketch 🤣🥸#DataLotto