Today is the day, my book NONE OF THE ROCKS is officially available to read, hear and burn! Excited to share it with everyone. And please come hang with me at a signing!

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Surprise. Look what I did. You can, too.

My great pal, the highly talented Brandon Dermer, just released his phenomenal comedy sci fi hoot #ImTotallyFine starring @jillianbell and @NatalieMorales. Give it a watch! It’s well worth your time.

This is incredible. Tatianna is incredible.

Update on Gary: Head, large. Bod, plump. Personality, enchanting. 📸: Ruby Trohman (Age 8)

I like this picture because I like playing in Brazil, it also looks like flames are coming out of my butt. 📸 @ElliottIngham

I still get the tinglies in my special spot(s) seeing my book in the wild. Have you seen #NoneOfThisRocks on the shelves?

8:51 is the 4:20 of eating chips 5 minutes before going on stage. 📸 @ElliottIngham

Had a great chat with the folks at @WBEZ yesterday. The Chicago punk scene, mental health, my book - the usual. Hit the link in the bio to check it out.

Who are we going to be seeing at the rock show in January?.

When you're on stage and realized you forgot to take your wig off. 📸 @ElliottIngham

Had a blast on my #NoneOfThisRocks book tour! Amazing to meet (and re-meet) everyone. Thanks for being so cool while I rambled on like a ding dong. Hope to meet more of you down the road! 📸: @ClayNFerno

Well, it’s that time of year when we purposely watch shit that makes us scream and puke. Here are three movies that recently made me do that. What spooktageous features have you been digging?

Do you like music? That’s stupid. Of course you do. Want to put music I like in your earholes? Well, jam these suckers in. If they make your brain happy I’ll share these playlists each month.

Say hello to my shapely big boy, Gary. Proud of him for getting the chonk out.

Did you know I wrote a book? Well, I did! For better or worse! You can hit the link in my bio to find out where to buy it and/or listen to it. Do you already have it? Share a photo with the hashtag #NoneOfThisRocks and let me know what you thought of it! Criticize me!

If you have something to spare, please throw it towards this gorgeous photo book. Gerry is a talented man on many levels.