Thom Mallatratt
@ToonThom
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Men on their own international day:
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Hmmm. Behave badly and get the move you want. Behave like a gentleman and miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime. No prizes for guessing how players will act in the future if this is the result. #DeadlineDay
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If Alexander Isak is anything to go by, it seems like downing tools at work really pays off... 18+ GambleAware
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Absolutely love this photo of Eddie Howe and Bruno from the Carabao Cup Final on display at the Baltic. Iconic. #NUFC | @brunoog97
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Fancied buying a house, owners are up for selling it if we negotiate around the 200k mark. Offered them 120k and told my local newspaper that they're scum for not accepting. Not going to make another offer though. Just going to keep talking about how they wont sell to me. #nufc
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Howe on players wanting to play for NUFC: "I always think of Bruno. "He couldn't wait to wear black and white. "He's still in that position - never stopped being that inspirational figure. So he epitomises that. "A great example of what we need." https://t.co/R5TkKDHsuz
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🗣️ Bruno speaking in Singapore: “Since I signed for the club I’ve always had this ambition (to compete with #nufc and see good players arrive). If I lose it, I’ll go back to Brazil and play there! I think the club has the same ambition as me.” ‼️🇧🇷 [via @CraigHope_DM] Love him.
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✍️ We have completed the signing of highly rated South Korean winger, Seung-soo Park from K League 2 side Suwon Bluewings Welcome to Newcastle United, Seung-soo! 🇰🇷
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Greggs when GTA VI was announced
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A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for. To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️ All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞 Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).
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“Eminem’s Revival sucked” Eminem writing a song about his daughter constructing the whole verse to rhyme with “Hai-lie”:
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Eminem comforted the contestant as she cried after losing the rap battle & got eliminated. Eminem showed respect and encouragement despite her loss. ❤️ #RhythmAndFlow
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🎬 Eminem has reportedly filmed a funny cameo for Adam Sandler's "Happy Gilmore 2". Eminem filmed his scenes in New Jersey, impressing the cast with his unexpected comedic skills and strong chemistry with Adam Sandler, all while keeping a low profile. [The Sun]
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Lots of Newcastle fans having a go at Eddie Howe. Remember, we've not spent any money improving our first XI for two windows straight, we have a positive net spend. In the same period these clubs have spent: Chelsea: €238m Man Utd: €214m Arsenal: €108m Spurs: €148m West
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Michael Keaton tells Donald Trump and Elon Musk supporters: "They don’t really respect you, they laugh at you behind your back, they think you’re stupid." "They don’t want to hang out with you. They have nothing in common with you. They’re not your bros. When Trump years ago
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