I’m delighted to announce I’ve written a novel! It’s called Common Decency and it’s my love letter to suburbia. It’s taken two years to write and it’s out in March. Pre order here: https://t.co/42TWRFOpvP

“I’ve started living the life of an 83-year-old woman in the 1950s” Comedian Tom Allen says the “world would be a better place” if everyone spends time in the garden. He’s bringing both his sharp wit and even sharper suits outdoors with a brand new ‘Pottering’ podcast.

Ahem…Exciting news! I have a new (visualised) podcast coming out this Thursday! I've been having wonderful chats with a selection of superb guests... Available wherever you get your podcasts and also on Youtube la la la

As it's Christmas and our last show of the year, we thought we'd serve up an extra slice of humour with a visit to Tom Allen's garden. Join Arit as she drops by for a chat this Friday at 8pm on @BBCTwo or afterwards on @BBCiPlayer 😊 #GardenersWorld #Gardening #FlowersOnFriday

🌟 We invite you to be part of our audience! If you have a masterpiece or mishap bake for @tomallencomedy to appraise, contact extrasliceaudience@loveproductions.co.uk #GBBO

Love, sweet love. It is indeed what the world needs now. A heartfelt thank you to all players of @peoplespostcodelottery. £1.4 billion raised for charities and good causes is a lot of love for those in need ❤️ #Paidpartnership

Come back for seconds... An Extra Slice starts Thursday 26th September at 8pm on Channel 4, airing Thursdays each week. #GBBO @tomallencomedy

Thrilled to be part of the latest advert by @eurostar, celebrating @teamGB and @ParalympicsGB heading to the Paris 2024 Olympic Games (on the Eurostar, of course). It’s a partnership made in heaven. Both love training.

Tom Allen on Virgin Radio 10am-1pm 🎧✨ Spend your Sunday Morning with @tomallencomedy on @VirginRadioUK for some side-splitting fun and good tunes.

For the @VirginRadioUK show this week I’m talking about putting piping on upholstery - is it a necessity? Also pillows - mine keeps rolling up in the night. I’ve got a soft feather one. And a firmer one underneath is this correct?? Let me know!

.@TomAllenComedy does not do confrontation, but his dad does. 🎥: "Tom Allen: Absolutely Live”, premiering on 800PGM YT tonight at 7pm CT!

Green fingered Tom Allen responds to YOUR requests for HELP in the garden 🧑‍🌾 If you need any Top Tips from @tomallencomedy, get in touch via WhatsApp Sundays from 10am⤵️ 📲 +44 333 00 333 00 https://t.co/w7TR1DlxPr Watch the full video: https://t.co/vFueIp3z4x #VirginRadioUK

Join us for a night of laughter & support as @tomallencomedy & friends take the stage at the Churchill Theatre Bromley, in aid of St. Christopher's 🎭 Tickets on sale now and selling fast – don't miss out on an unforgettable evening for a great cause! 👏 https://t.co/ApEVMU6U8n

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It’s tonight! 9pm BBC One.

My first documentary! Proud to share with you a celebration of ten years of gay marriage (garage). It’s a story of hard work, big change and hope. My Big Gay Wedding, Wednesday at 9pm on BBC One and iPlayer.

Angela Scanlon just can't get enough of Tom Allen's 'fantastic' head 🧑‍🦲✨ Listen to Tom Allen on Virgin Radio UK every Sunday from 12.30pm 📻 @AngelaScanlon @tomallencomedy #TomAllen #VirginRadioUK

The Apprentice: You're Fired! 📺☎️ @tomallencomedy is joined by another fired candidate alongside a panel of special guest fans to take a look at the week’s task... Budapest Tourism 🗺️

Tonight!!

Graham Norton might be done for the afternoon but you’re in safe hands with Tom Allen 📻 Drop him a message on WhatsApp and let him know your Sunday plans ⤵️ 📲 +44 333 00 333 00 🤳 https://t.co/w7TR1DkZZT @tomallencomedy #grahamnorton #virginradiouk