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Joined December 2008
There'll be 12 new EPs from Toehider this year. Please have a read below for some more information :) https://t.co/xuTDGOOt6m
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People talk about guilty pleasure music but what are your top picks for your innocent pain music
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Happy new year everyone. Now write back to me saying happy new year to increase my engagement
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Also Snape buys his secretary a necklace and his wife a Joni Mitchell CD Are they trying to say that getting some boring ass necklace is better than getting @jonimitchell CD Is "A Case of You" on that CD because that song rules I'd love a Joni Mitchell CD for Christmas, thanks
Unpopular opinion: I DETEST the movie Love Actually. I've seen it several times, because like everyone else who's seen it, I was told how lovely it was, and how much I'd like it, and like a glutton for punishment, I kept watching it year after year during the holiday season
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The movie is called "Dear Santa" and I wrote a song with that title. I am absolutely taking them to the cleaners over this mark my words
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When we were kids my brother and I had an idea for a Christmas movie where a kid writes a letter to Santa but he accidentally spells it Satan and the devil gets the letter and tries to do Christmas. Anyway looks like Jack Black is in an upcoming movie that does exactly that
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If a guy who's making $80,000 chucks $10 into a busker's hat, that's 0.0125% of their yearly income @elonmusk is reportedly worth like 250 billion and 0.0125% of that is thirty one million dollars Can you tip me for playing your favourite song on X, Elon I would love it so much
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So weird when parents pressure their kids into being a doctor "Yes son what I think is best for you is that you spend the day having people bleed and cough all over you and sticking your fingers in people's ass etc. nothing would please me more"
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I once lived with a guy that had a photo portrait of himself in a frame on his bedside table Is that normal Just get a mirror mate
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Also I mixed a toehider live album https://t.co/noyvG1MYNE Also well worth your time
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Put my jetlag to good use and played through the Red Dead Redemption 2 main story and I must say dear reader, it is well worth your time
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Also I'm not sure if Britain and England are interchangeable. Probably not. It's like Netherlands and Holland. They're probably not exactly the same thing but it doesn't really matter and it doesn't affect the joke too much
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also thinking about it now, someone from Britain probably wouldn't say "hey man". They might say something like " 'allo guv'nor" for some reason
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Sometimes certain areas in Britain don't bother saying words like "the" and "a", like "sod off down pub" instead of "sod off down to the pub" so if you imagine in a British accent "just in timber lake" then that might be enjoyable, not sure
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wasn't sure if there was any point in putting timber in a lake but chatgpt said its ok
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