http://t.co/HQeE7thLC8 Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match.

http://t.co/HANR5Wggvm Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was.

How do you get a red wine stain off a baby? http://t.co/hFK3LryPwZ.

http://t.co/TipT6B5y Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.

I wish I could illegally download better health care insurance. http://t.co/Lup4NNN2.

http://t.co/ZcqIwnxU u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA.

http://t.co/USm1Uuqu It's racist how they always put Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd in a bad neighborhood.