Matthew Burns
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All it takes is all you got-@IlliniAthletics alum 🏃🏼💨
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NO. 14 ILLINOIS DEFEATS NO. 13 TENNESSEE 👀 A big second half leads the Illini to a statement win over the Vols 👏
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“And we were really impressed with Alabama who got down 21-0 and was able to score a touchdown after not having crossed midfield all game”
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140 million on 2 football coaches while having one of the lowest literacy rates in the country. It just means more.
🚨 Breaking: Lane Kiffin is leaving Ole Miss and heading to LSU, he announced on his social media He will not be coaching Ole Miss in the playoffs
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thinking about how Louisiana's governor forced the firing of Brian Kelly and pretended to take a principled stand against public institutions signing massive coaching contracts with financially crippling buyouts, and then LSU offered Lane Kiffin a 7-year, $100 million contract
Lane Kiffin is expected to announce his coaching decision at some point today. And LSU sources are “very confident” that Kiffin is going to accept the Tigers’ offer to take over, per @BruceFeldmanCFB. Details ⤵️ https://t.co/DPt6uF1zQj
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Incredible stat of the year: The University of Tennessee did not beat ONE P4 team with a winning record this year, losing all 4 games they played, and THREE of their 8 wins came against G5 or worse schools, and yet….. THEY WERE RANKED EVERY SINGLE WEEK OF THIS YEAR BY BOTH THE
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Me trying to remember what the hell happened in the last season of Stranger Things tomorrow
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Child abuse.
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Hearing the dude who lit the girl on fire on the blue line had 72 prior arrests? Revoke the Safe-T and pretrial release right now
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Should be forced to play 9 conference games like the B1G and B12 (and ACC is transitioning to). This is Mickey Mouse activity
I will NEVER respect the SEC. It is week 13 why are we playing FCS teams this late in the season??
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“Yeah, I talk to my dad at least once a week” The talk:
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SEC fans: Indiana struggling on road with Penn State is a sign Indiana isn't really good. Texas A&M struggling at home with South Carolina shows just how good the SEC is.
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#illini wearing normal home white uniforms today. They're 64-14 in those unis during Brad Underwood's tenure.
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Brothers how many sets of instagram do you have left? I need the machine
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White House using Door Dash data to measure inflation
"President Trump’s bold economic agenda is delivering real results for American families — with new data from DoorDash’s State of Local Commerce report confirming that inflation has been tamed, everyday prices are beginning to drop, and wages are growing." https://t.co/3Z6U2zpy9A
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ILLINOIS DEFEATS NO. 11 TEXAS TECH WITHOUT TWO STARTERS 🟠🔵 The Illini look like one of the best teams in the country.
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I have seen this exact take foul about 5000 times in my life. It was reviewed and upgraded to a flagrant. TTU was trailing 5 (not covering +3.5) with 12 seconds left. Smells like a ref gambling
Illinois had fouls to give.. Boswell gives a take foul and it’s upgraded to a flagrant Wild
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