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It's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
Joined August 2009
NO healthcare for you!!! But we’ll get you cheap Ozempic so you can look like a Mar-a-Lago skeleton whore. ‘Merica
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Bitch, you can’t outlast me. I’ll petty your ass straight to the grave.
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Neighbor had the audacity to trespass and disappear the first sign soooo…
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Weather app says it feels like 13° out there this morning and I have to scrub water tanks. Time for another layer.
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I’m buying my dream truck y’all! Much like me, she’s old and rebuilt by professionals. I’m so excited I might piss myself.
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Roses blooming in November. Sure. Not weird at all. Completely normal.
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I fell asleep last night just waiting for a good screwing by the Senate. They never fail to disappoint lately.
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What’d I do over the weekend? I dug trenches in the mud/shit with my trusty old hoe in the midst of a downpour. And I loved every minute of it.
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I just made a donation to our local food bank because fuck these motherfuckers. I suggest all that are able to do the same.
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The tomcat is on to me. I repeat. The tomcat knows. He’s got me sneaking around my farm with a long fishing net and a loaded syringe like some kind of fucking secret agent.
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Pocket knife, chapstick, smokes, and phone My personal pat down when I walk out the door. In that order.
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The company that demolished the East Wing were non-union workers, exposed to asbestos, and haven’t been paid. Can The White House file for bankruptcy? Asking for a failed Business Man In Chief.
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I liked the last dude formerly known as Prince way better than this new one.
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The Reich has declared war on chronic diseases. They can take my chronic pain and fatigue, but I’ll keep my chronic ‘go fuck yourself’.
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Not to brag but my 1950’s era furnace didn’t explode when I lit it.
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Petty neighbor gold star level mixed with a little hillbilly justice.
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Coffee straight outta unicorn’s ass ain’t worth this much stress. I mean, good morning.
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Holy shit this is a terrible movie. I’m gonna watch the whole damn thing because it’s easier than finding something else.
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