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Like gardens. Cake Muncher. Duck Protector. Takes the odd photograph. He/Him Old/Very Old

Timbuktu, India
Joined June 2011
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@The_Duck_Father
Neil C. 🦆🦆🦆
4 months
@Tesco Third week in a row when weekly online shop has short items. Now you've sent smaller packets of diet coke and I have less than ordered but won't refund the difference. Supervisor would not come to the phone either. Absolutely atrocious customer service
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@BladeoftheS
BladeoftheSun
4 months
If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT. If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.
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@philhaigh_
Phil Haigh
4 months
Saw a bloke on the tube at 7.30am peel the cover off a Sainsbury's trifle. People were watching, interested to see how he'd approach it. He got a large Dairy Milk Fruit and Nut bar out of his pocket, unwrapped it, then used it as a spoon to eat the trifle. Sensational viewing
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@kernowmodelrail
Kernow Model Rail Centre
4 months
If anyone can identify this individual who today at 1501 helped himself to an N Gauge Graham Farish DCC Sound Fitted Strathclyde Class 108 DMU at the Greatest Gathering event please let us know.
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@DarrenBar88
Darren Parkinson 🌍💚💙
5 months
Farage on the BBC...again. And not a Green in sight. A reminder: Greens: 4 MPs 800+ councillors Reform: 4 MPs 600+ councillors When will the BBC give the Green Party the same amount of coverage as Reform? #BBCLauraK
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@DefendourJuries
Defend Our Juries
5 months
👸🏻: “Shame on the state of Israel for what they’re doing to the Palestinian people at the moment” 👮🏻‍♂️: “Are you gonna stand up for the search?” 👸🏻: “No, I’m bloody not!” Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear jeans and raincoats 🔥🙏
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@Liam3617
Liam
5 months
I don't post personal things on here often, but 9 years ago this week I left school without a single GCSE Today I received confirmation that I'll be graduating with a 2:1 in September Life isn't a sprint. Everyone has their own pace.
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@OOCTransport
Out of Context Transport Community
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@Number10cat
Larry the Cat
5 months
Give the people what they want
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
5 months
Bank of England to redesign banknotes - and wants your help
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@BenInRushcliffe
Ben 🇬🇧
5 months
Reform lot telling Rachel Reeves if she can't take the heat etc. Your chairman resigned because he was finding it too hard to deal with 5 MPs and a few twitter trolls. Farage and Anderson are on holiday every other month to escape scrutiny. Rachel showed up.
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@LouiseRawAuthor
Dr Louise Raw
5 months
.@HackneyAbbott, right again.
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@Parody_PM
Parody Nigel Farage
5 months
Say what you like about Liz Truss, but she was brilliant in Riverdance.
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@IanProwse
Ian Prowse
5 months
Multimillionaire who lives in a 10 bedroom mansion wants you to vote for a multimillionaire who has 4 houses, that man wants to abolish our NHS. Because getting looked after when you’re ill is not something either of those two c*nts has to worry about.
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@Midge1415
Miss Chief 🤨
5 months
Suspended fucking sentences? Is this some kind of fucking sick joke? Crimes against women are not taken seriously enough. This is fecking outrageous 😡😡😡😡
@I_amMukhtar
Mukhtar
5 months
Three men have been given suspended sentences for raping a 15-year-old girl from Bolton in a van. She was groomed on social media. They even recorded it and shared it with the caption "gang bang out here"
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@jdpoc
John O'Connell
5 months
“So, multimillionaire Rod Stewart, what was it that attracted you so much to the Reform Party which plans to wipe out UK tax for multimillionaires?”
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@dave43law
dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠
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@BettinaSRoss1
TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉
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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos' wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.
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@dlLambo
Daniel Lambert
6 months
A British guide to... Terrorism: - picking up a flag - putting paint on a war plane Not terrorism: - executing 200 journalists - murdering 30,000 kids - bombing 37 hospitals - allowing babies decompose in ICU beds - starving 2million people - shoot people queuing for flour
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@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
6 months
I just had a spray of this. I’ve been instantly transported back to 1999. I’m going out with £15 in my Velcro wallet which will somehow buy me 8 pints, 16 Rothmans from a machine in a pub, a kebab, and a taxi home. My shirt is massive and I have a whole pot of wet-look gel in my
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@HadiNasrallah
Hadi
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I’m sorry, but seeing Israelis call a damaged hospital a war crime after they’ve directly bombed and invaded hospitals in Gaza and Lebanon, leaving newborns to die unattended in their incubators, is one of the most enraging, sickening things I’ve ever had to read in my life
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