Can we as a planet stop giving every scandal a nickname ending in « gate »?.

Jean-Paul Gotye: now you’re just some parfume that I used to know.

Joke is on you @Spotify I absolutely adore the ad breaks.

Day 2 of Omicron : vaccines are effective against Omicron, come get your booster shot.Day 60 of Omicron : while it may seem that this variant is not dangerous at all, it’s still too early to call.

If computers so smart why can’t they turn books into movies?.

#JoeExotic is #MikeMyers change my mind.

I came to Facebook for the friends, now I’m staying for the specialty meme groups.

Is it #vegan to eat another #vegan ? One could argue that “it’s #vegan”.

Action : drag with two fingers. Result : move the map. Action : drag with one finger. Result : tell user to drag with two fingers.

#aldente is #sopasse.

Do animals call each other by name ? Or do they use an equivalent of "hey you" for everyone ?.

A #glance into our deepest #fears

The #revolution will #not be joinable via #Skype.

#Feeling like the original #hipster on #Confluence

it pains me to admit that the best sounding stuff I have ever recorded were 8kHz/12kbps AMR voice notes on my Blackberry.

Most #kickstarter campaigns seem to be about some kind of #revolutionary new backpack or suitcase.

They say #glutenfree is healthier, but what about #putinfree ? 🍞🇷🇺.

I have more connections on LinkedIn than I have Facebook friends. Not sure what to do now.

Keep your friends close, and your peanut butter closer.

"Once 🇮🇷 to you (🇮🇷)".