Reply with which flavor you would choose and we'll tell you how the story ends.
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@GMenJay
It was a scorcher on Mars in 3059. Jay, casually strolling to the corner intergalactic market, noticed his moon shoes were untied.
After activating the auto-tie technology feature on his kicks, he went up to the counter.
Alien Cashier: The usual?
Jay: Always... Flamin' Hot.
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@AndrewLaddusaw
Andrew: hey do you have the time?
Dave: Yep! It's time to get a new watch heh
Andrew (now disgusted): VERY ORIGINAL DAVE
*Andrew walks away*
Andrew (out loud): Original. Original? Original! Original can be good! Original Funyuns are GREAT! I take it back Dave your joke sucked!
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@iamkingwillie24
Willie Willie... the king of Philly... or rather just all of Pennsylvania but that rhymed so we're keeping it.... walked throughout the streets singing his song.
🎶Original Funyuns are better than bunyans... doo doo doo yeah 🎶
It was so good that everyone gave him free Funyuns
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@imsarisha
Ugh high school amirite. It was just a typical day at Onion High.... The girls were all together at lunch.
Erika: Umm excuse me?? what is that?
Danielle: Are you eating Flamin' Hot Funyuns and not sharing with us?? what gives?
Sari (while chomping on them): SARI NOT SORRY!!!
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@CoachMynatt
Did you know that Dustin Mynatt, former UT swimming and diving SID/pool guy/coach/teacher, is actually a secret spy??
No? Well that's because we made that up. He's actually best known for his work on petitioning to make Funyuns the official snack food of Planet Earth.
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@D_Santore2
'Twas the holiday season in 2160. President Dommy Vert 💯 is about to make his unprecedented 100th holiday speech.
President Dommy Vert 💯 : Hey yall! This holiday season I hope everyone gets Flammin Funyuns... errr I mean Flamin' Hot Funyuns... sorry i'm bad with words hehe.
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@GaryBuglass
With his winning smile and gorgeous locks, young Gary Buglass was the local heartthrob of Oniontown.
Sandy: Omg Gary I love you
Gary: Thanks Sand, but sorry... I love someone else...
*Gary then grabbed his bag of Original Funyuns*
Gary (talking to bag): c'mon. let's skidaddle
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@daniel_7296
Back in high school, Danny used to bus it to the dance... but not prom SZN because Danny was tryna flex. He rented a limo STACKED with Flamin' Hot Funyuns and rolled up in style with all of his friends.
And guess who won prom king that night?? Not Danny... but he should've smh
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@Ethan_Edwards26
In a world lacking oniony deliciousness, one raw, unfiltered hero has taken the initiative to combat the killer Munchies and save all of Onionville.
Ethan Edwards stars in The Funyuns Dude.
Directed and written by Ethan Edwards.
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