Jake Kulkowski
@TheOnlyJakeEver
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running @HelloGuillotine - influencer comms/marketing agency 🗡️ + the game about hooks and gens that goths like 🪝
Wales, United Kingdom
Joined July 2016
Expedition 33 concert tickets in London sold out in about 45 seconds 😂 that's some Taylor Swift level shit right there
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Calling all Creators (Curators) - this one’s for you! Zooseum launches on 2 December and we’re looking for creators ready to wrangle chaos, creatures and creativity in this brand new DLC from @TwoPointStudios 🦁 🗝️
guillotine.vip
Guillotine x SEGA - Content Creator Code Requests
Curators, it's about to get turtle-y WILD 🐼🧡 Two Point Museum: Zooseum releases on December 2nd! Can't wait that long? Play the first act early for FREE from November 25th ✨
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IT'S TIME!!!! congrats to @theAdHocStudio for an absolutely phenomamal launch 🦸 it's been an honour for the whole guillotine team to be part of SDN ❤️
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These types of channels then very easily sign up to these tech-focused key distribution sites and have all the metrics these platforms like to see, and get through because there's no one manually checking the 1900 creators in your creator programmes or whatever Happy Monday
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If you click on the link, it's a 'real' channel (it's VODs they stole from a real streamer (usually Spanish or French channels) and chat is a random different language each day (today it's German) Avg viewers 40-60 always seem legit, chat cadence and stuff seems legit
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Because some dickhead was stupid enough to forget to put the right fields in his scam email, here's what we get about 150 a week of in case anyone's curious. They're using real streamers VODs, re-uploading them and chatbotting 1/2
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PC glow up imminent, looking for a new keyboard, any recommends? Don't care about RGB!
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To everyone who showed up for Dispatch on Day 1, thank you.
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I got to meet THE @TheOnlyJakeEver who was an absolute sweetheart and a joy to talk to! Thank you so much for listening to me yap about Artist for 1 hour 🤣
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🚨 Creators at #TwitchConSanDiego If you love The Binding of Isaac and/or deep tactical roguelites, I want to talk to you about something SO fucking cool I'm here til Sunday morning Reach out to me below or DM me 😺
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Global Creators 💥 DISPATCH is an incredibly well-written, episodic, superhero workplace comedy that feels like what a great Telltale game coulda been in 2025 And it's out next month! Try the steam demo and apply for a full game key👇 https://t.co/jhQMneuM46
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THAT'S MY STREAMER
Every stream is a new adventure with a few wrong turns along the way. Through the power of friendship, she's ready to take you along for the ride as our newest Twitch Ambassador... @StephOfAnime! 🏃♀️🏃♀️
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💀Horror creators The next Guillotine banger FYI Half a BILLION views on the single player demo since June Multiplayer demo JUST dropped and Re has keys for launch go see her tweet! Endure the horror of w̷o̷r̷k̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷r̷e̷t̷a̷i̷l̷ finding doppelgangers before you get got
Creators, ready to put in a Shift at Midnight for the new demo? https://t.co/ZuICRjwHqz *No retail experience? No problem!* 🛒Serve customers, spot doppelgängers with up to two friends 🕵️ Question them, check their ID 🔨 Fortify the store and HIDE! 🔑
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Silent Hill f is literally the Resident Evil 7 of Silent Hills. People who act like they know EVERYTHING about the series, but end up proving they know nothing at all, especially when they don’t even recognize SHf as a “real SH. It’s so funny to me lol
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Another W for Silent Hill 2025 what a year so far 😭 and now for Hades II
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Kojima dropping the trailer for his PT successor on Silent Hill launch day is nasty work 😂
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While you were out partying, I studied the needle When you were having pre-marital sex, I mastered the silkspear And now that Bone Bottom is on fire and the beast flies are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
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