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#KnightsOfMiami Colby “Chaos” Covington 🇺🇸🦅 Charles “DoBronx” Oliveira 🇧🇷🏆 Diego Lopes 🇧🇷🇲🇽

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This one made me emotional.
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Ian Garry and Adam22 when there’s only one chair in the corner of the bedroom:
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Heavyweight Division, you have a Dustin Poirier:
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨 Charles Olivera still has the greatest UFC Lightweight championship reign ever. Just relax and enjoy! 🍿🇧🇷
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Israel Adesanya when Palestine Adesanya walks into the room:
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🚨Another Nate Diaz Moment🚨 Nate allows Jidion into his security. “I GOT YOUR BACK NATE”
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I literally love Chris Pratt. Which other celebrity shows up for the early prelims?
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You can actually rewatch Charles Oliveira finishing four elite lightweights: (Chandler, Poirier, Gaethje, and Dariush) before Khabib Nurmagomedov even finished his fight against eleventh ranked Al Iaquinta.
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LEON EDWARDS IS FUCKED 🇺🇸⚔️🇳🇬
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@TheColblander
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UFC FIGHTERS IF FIGHTING DID NOT EXIST: (A THREAD)
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@TheColblander
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UFC Referees when Dana refuses to increase their wages:
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🚨 FUN FACT 🚨 Statistically, when Khabib Nurmagomedov fights, the chances of him pulling out are greater than the chances of him finishing his opponent.
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Belal Muhammad streaming with twelve viewers and people really thought he would get the shot over Colby? 😭💀
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Name a worse duo…I’ll literally wait.
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🚨SNEAKO is doing an IRL UFC stream with Belal Muhammad on Tuesday January 30th!🚨
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨 Charles Oliveira has more UFC FINISHES than losses and pullouts combined. Khabib Nurmagomedov has more PULLOUTS alone than UFC VICTORIES. And everyone still bothers debating?
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Kron Gracie will fight Ben Askren in an official kickboxing tournament hosted in Australia on July 20th. (first rep. @MMAJunkie ) #UFC #MMA #UFCESPN #UFC2023
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@TheColblander
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Colby Covington randomly destroying Ali Abdelaziz blessing your feed today: 😭🐀
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@TheColblander
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CHALLENGE: Name a Khabib fight more entertaining than Covington Usman II.
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Jesus.
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@TheColblander
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NEXT THREE PPVS?!?! UFC 291 (Salt Lake City): 🏆 Hill 🆚 Prochazka 🇨🇿 🏆 Grasso 🆚 Shevshanko 🇰🇬 UFC 292 (Boston): 🏆 Edwards 🆚 Covington 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 Poirier 🆚 Gaethje 🇺🇸 UFC 293 (Vegas) 🏆 Sterling 🆚 O’Malley 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 Cejudo 🆚 Merab 🇬🇪 Thoughts?
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@TheColblander
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Francis Ngannou is actually Rocky Balboa.
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Colby 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖔𝖘 Covington 🇺🇸🏆 The Most Underrated UFC Fighter: (THREAD)
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UFC Alphabet: 🥊😂
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@TheColblander
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Charles Oliveira embodies everything humanity stands for…not about being perfect with the perfect record. But suffering defeats…and overcoming from them. Learning from his experiences, and constantly moving forward with happiness.
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Robert Whittaker will fight Dricus Du Plessis at #UFC288 on May 6th (Source: @danawhite )
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@TheColblander
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Nate Diaz when you ask him why he keeps assaulting people in public:
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@TheColblander
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The Champion Has a Name…🇧🇷🏆 This edit was honestly ridiculously hard, but also insanely beautiful. 🦁🐐
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DANA WHITE ANNOUNCED UFC 300!?!?
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Logan: “I would like to thank my fiancé Nina…wherever she is right now!” Nina already backstage with some security guard she met during the fight:
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People will watch this video and still call Alex Pereria unfunny.
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@TheColblander
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🚨 FUN FACT 🚨 Colby Covington and Charles Olivera together have more finishes than Belal Muhammad, Khabib Nurmagomedov, and Islam Makachev combined.
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Leon got mad and stood because Colby mentioned his dead father…Jorge got mad and stood because Colby said he had an Obamaphone.
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This sequence from Charles Oliveira does not get talked about enough. 🇧🇷🧊
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@TheColblander
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The girl in the Tyron Woodley video:
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@TheColblander
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The fact that they put Diego Lopes on UFC 300 proves that he already has more starpower than Movsar.
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@TheColblander
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Show me a picture of Khabib holding two undisputed belts……I’ll wait.
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@TheColblander
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Sean O’Malley: ✅ Sean Strickland: Loading… Colby Covington: Loading…
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*STREET FIGHT BREAKS LOOSE!?!?* 🚨🤯 Dagestani already going for the decision:
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@TheColblander
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Colby and Usman in ten years:
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@TheColblander
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Lightweights…You have an Arnold Allen:
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@TheColblander
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Khabib trying to make lightweight:
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@TheColblander
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Remember when we were talking about Paddy versus Topuria? 😭
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@TheColblander
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“Then I finally rest, and watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.”
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@TheColblander
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It's crazy how much damage Islam did to Volkanovski in 25 minutes
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@TheColblander
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Colby Covington GOES OFF on popular prelim fighter Belal Muhammad: 🗣️🔥
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@TheColblander
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Dana White just announced another UFC Video Game that will release in 2026! 🚨
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@TheColblander
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Dana White after Paulo Costa showed up drunk and overweight, Khamzat missed weight by eight pounds, Charles Oliveira missed weight, Islam got busted for using IVs, and Johnny Walker is outside the arena naked:
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As an MMA fan this image actually made me feel emotional.
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Happy Birthday Khabib! Khabib at 35 versus Alex at 35:
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@TheColblander
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨 Colby Covington beat Usman twice.
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I SPEAK FOR ALL MMA FANS…when I say we rather see Sergei versus Gane on the main card of UFC 300 instead of Leon versus Belal.
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@TheColblander
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Belal Muhammad has more UFC prelim fights than Diego Lopes.
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COLBLANDER FIGHT BREAKDOWN: 🥊 🇧🇷 OLIVEIRA VERSUS DARIUSH 🇺🇸
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@TheColblander
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Colby Covington casually running Miami like the 𝟑𝟎𝟓 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓹𝓲𝓷. Calls and receives an immediate special police callout. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓜𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓲 🔥🏆🌴
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In UNDER 24 minutes, you can watch Charles Oliveira finish Michael Chandler, Dustin Poirier, Justin Gaethje, and Beneil Dariush. OR you could also watch Islam Makachev grapple for his life before getting dropped against a featherweight midget.
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Is it just me or did Khabib’s resume get better?
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@TheColblander
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Ya’ll thought that Brian Ortega was gonna lose with Tracy Cortez there?
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Charles Oliveira will not extend his UFC Contract when it expires this December. Charles has elected taking his talents to rival MMA promotion: BRAZZERS, signing an enormous contract worth $400 MILLION DOLLARS!?! (Source: @MMAJunkie )
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The UFC is really emphasizing that Charles Oliveira is fighting again 🇧🇷🏆
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Remember who the real BMF Champions are.
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Still cannot believe that there are people who still think Ank got robbed.
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Never forget, Ankalaev was robbed of a title by the incompetent judges.💔 I hope Ankalaev finishes Johnny Walker and gets a title shot.
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Khabib Nurmagomedov (13-8) 🇷🇺🐀 Khabib Losses: 1. Gleison Tibau (29-28) 2. Tony Ferguson (Ducked) 3. Tony Ferguson (Via Tiramisu) 4. Tony Ferguson (Definitely Ducked) 5. Conor McGregor (Ducked) 6. Charles Oliveira (Ducked) 7. Michael Chandler (Ducked) 8. Max Holloway (Ducked)
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THE BEN ASKREN BLITZKRIEG 🇺🇸🥊🐆
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THE NICK DIAZ BLITZ
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BELAL TALKING ABOUT CHARLES NOT WANTING TO FIGHT!?! 🤔🇧🇷 Lemme just remind everyone…😢🇵🇸
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Volkanovski this… Topuria that… THE CHAMPION HAS A FUCKING NAME AND HIS NAME IS DIEGO LOPES! 🇧🇷🦁🇲🇽
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@TheColblander
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When Dana White announces Grasso versus Weili as the headliner for UFC 300:
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How Charles Oliveira was the underdog against Beneil Dariush is the greatest mystery of the entire year.
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Me after hearing that Sergei Pavlovich is a +110 underdog against Aspinall:
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨 Colby Covington beats Islam Makachev at welterweight without even sweating.
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🚨 FUN FACT 🚨 Colby Covington has beaten more World Champions during his MMA career than Khabib Nurmagomedov, despite having nine less fights and competing at his natural weight class.
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PLOT TWIST: He was never the villain.
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Tom Aspinall is absolutely FUCKED. Your future Heavyweight Champion: 🇷🇺🐻
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ROCKY IV STORY COMING SOON. 🇧🇷🏆
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BUILDING UFC 300 (THREAD)
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Dana White says Belal might overtake Colby Covington for the next title shot with win over Gilbert Burns. 😡😖
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They gonna feed Beneil to Saint-Denis next.
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Actually seriously intrigued.
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How do you think a fight between your first and second favorite fighter (current) would go? Size Parity if needed etc. I think Max in a five round fight takes it easily. 49-46 at least. A three round fight would be interesting but I still think Max's pressure would be too much.
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You can referee any UFC fight in history, Which fight do you choose? And what do you do differently? I’ll start…I’d referee Belal Muhammad and Wonderboy Thompson, standing them-up whenever Muhammad completes takedowns:
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Usman Nurmagomedov versus Diego Lopes for the Lightweight Championship at UFC 352 is gonna be absolutely crazy.
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Ian Garry in the bedroom corner when his wife brings another man home:
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Conor talking about enslaving Brazilians versus Colby talking about a dead sex-trafficker.
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“Diego Lopes and Alex Pereira are underdogs this weeke-”
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@TheNotoriousMMA Colby owned that rat for you. 🇺🇸⚔️🇮🇪
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Which MMA fight felt like this?
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@Real_MMA1 Me after “Real MMA” reminds me that Khabib beat THE MIGHTY Al Iaquinta on the shortest notice possible in a decision:
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Islam and Khabib when they see lightweight strikers with zero wrestling:
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Doctor: “Where are you?” Johnny Walker: “The Desert”
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Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Halloween from the McGreg-OH MY GOD.
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THE TWO BEST WELTERWEIGHTS ON THE FUCKING PLANET 🇺🇸⚔️🇮🇪
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Meanwhile Khabib makes homeless people do push-ups for his personal amusement.
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Themba Gorimbo announced in his post fight presser that family members and friends turned their back on him after he lost his UFC debut. His training partner Colby Covington would bring him food to eat at MMA Masters as Gorimbo was struggling financially. Another reminder to…
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So Islam is really only fighting in October?
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Francis Ngannou leaving the arena after the entire boxing community watched him beat Tyson Fury:
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How Sean Strickland gonna finish Israel Adesanya this weekend:
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“NOOOO, KHABIB, YOU CANNOT BEAT DUSTIN AND GAETHJE STANDING, YOU MUST WRESTLE THEM” Charles Oliveira Honest Reaction: 🇧🇷😈
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And people still ask me why I support Colby Covington? Hopefully people respect that regardless of the outcome Saturday.
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EVERYONE should agree with this: Bitch ain’t got a single fight she need to be doing this for:
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🚨 REMINDER 🚨 Colby Covington manhandles your favorite welterweight fighter.
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Smile if they made you a paper belt because you could never win the real one:
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