Chuck Norris
@thechucknorris
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Last night I got a little too drunk and walked through a brick wall. I know most people usually walk through glass but that's just too easy.
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A "Chuck-a-thon" includes roundhouse kicking your way across America while juggling three hand guns and one grenade. I can't wait to start.
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In the game of Monopoly, you get to start off with all the money and I get all the properties each with a hotel. It's called Chuckopoly
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My skin is bullet proof, My beard can cut glass, If you try and escape prison, You'd better watch your ass!
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I tackled the doc to the ground and broke his arm in three places. The doctor said 'Mrs Norris your baby appears very heathy'. My 1st memory
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The television series entitled 24, is meant to be a loose account of my life. The only change is that my life is one long day.
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If you have 5 dollars and I have 5 dollars, I have more money than you.
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Made all the links on my webpage red. Had to settle on red because Twitter would not let me choose blood as a color. Not impressed at all.
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