Autopilot isn't slow. You make it slow

Eggplant in the toilet, uncontrollably swirling

RT @realDonaldTrump: Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't kno….

Jaguar make a new logo, days later 'two jags john' is gone.

I've just seen a YouTuber ad for a VPN where they use it to 'securely send footage back home when working abroad'. If you buy a VPN for security, you've been conned.

If you want to host something with 90s service cancellation options, choose @Fasthosts

Got something you wanna share on stage at a Microsoft focussed tech conference?. Why not apply to speak at Workplace Ninja UK 2025 - don't be afraid to submit multiple ideas, it gives us more to choose from!.

RT @SnazzyLabs: I don’t understand why people are so mad about iOS 18. I think you can make stuff look great with a little work. https://t.….

Onboarded about 200 devices in Defender across a few tenants, over 48hrs later I still don't have exposure score or inventory data. I can't remember it being this slow.

Hey @SeguraOSD I'm struggling to find what I need to modify in OSDCloud to allow clear-disk to silently approve when booting from USB for offline deployment, is this possible?.

It would be neat if there was a link/flyout on this page that explains what B and D updates are @ariaupdated @UpdatedavidM

RT @NotWellDan: #Crowdstrike

The people who are able to fix the Crowdstrike issue really quickly might actually be revealing they aren't using BitLocker 😲.

Does anybody intend to keep HP Wolf Security for any reason whatsoever?.

RT @jgkps:

RT @bbcsomerset: BREAKING: Jacob Rees-Mogg has lost his seat in North East Somerset & Hanham. It's been taken by Labour's Dan Norris. http….

imagine what that number would look like if people actually wanted to vote labour.

The iOS Android update makes me want to buy an iPhone.

If Windows Recall was opt-in, would you turn it on?. I would find it useful because I tend to forget where the last hour(s) went.

Entra ID admins, this is why you need admin approval enabled for any new app registration ⚠️