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@toadswiback
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create nothing. consume everything. legalize beef. the lips and holes of a generation. non-award winning fuckable energy drink.
Trash Vortex
Joined January 2011
my goal isn’t the louvre or the fuckin tate or any museum. it’s to be printed on gas station sex pills. or on a billboard next to a personal injury attorney. or to be sold next to fuckable plush snuggies on QVC. my goal is to be the asphalt we walk on.
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when the letters filled with argon our mouths would open or hands clap sometimes in unison a frenzy of wooden laughter and flacid adoration among others who required light switch motivation whose mouths no longer opened without the fingers of another
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the only valid signifier for the permanent death of nfts is when the fake qql mint tweets cease to exist.
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meat in the end.
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lots of talk of the eth foundation acquiring art lately. will say that i’m proud to announce that in collaboration with shark tank, they’ve green lit my prototype toilet, which uses the eth logo as a painful shit scraping mechanism instead of the popular bidet.
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about to find out who invented bitcoin and build myself a moma out of shaved pubes from great clips.
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holy shit. asszukis are now in the spiketv wing of the magnolia market museum of modern art. donated by jim belushi. joy behar. steve wilkos and fantasia burrito. respectively. absolutely huge if true.
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I watched a rat king lick a salt wheel into a crown that evening he devoured his creation or at least it wasn’t there in the morning I guess there were no subjects and nothing to rule just a tongue and it’s aimless fulfillment of a mineral delusion and the glass of a neglected
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bad art reviews are something special. indifference is death.
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still suspicious that @RogerDickerman bot farmed engagement to dethrone the record. nonetheless a hearty congratulations.
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it took 24 full hours and several hundred guests, but the alphonso knudsen record for viewership on the DAM show has been finally broken. there are preliminary talks happening to have another 24 hour conversation with just knudsen and rd to see if he can take the record back.
THE DAM SHOW 🥩 ALPHONSO KNUDSEN!
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woah crazy. meat punks are also in the fully fuckable section of the new moma wing that was sponsored by tosh.0.
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all fucking three.
the DREAMLAB trilogy is complete thank you to @__weesh__ for directing, editing, and filming this tribute to artists thank you to @toadswiback + @joelle_lb + @dave_krugman for sharing your stories and creativity thank you to everyone who has the courage to create
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