Coleman paused for a moment to consider the cheeseburger motif.

And roughly the same price as a McDonalds' Cheesburger?

...why is water more expensive, per litre, than petrol?

Lining up his toast in the usual fashion Coleman considered what he thought could be the most profound question of all...

Our story begins, as all good stories do, with a hearty breakfast. Our hero, Coleman, was hungry for the last week had been an eventful one.